Monopoly of Death!!!

Medved · Postby **Medved** » Mon Jun 07, 2004 11:06 am

*rolls dice and moves the purple dancing monkey 33 spaces* cool! collect $ 5,00 and a croquet mallet to wack a player back 10 spaces! *picks up chance card* you get the prize between door number 2 and it is a .....*drum roll*...... another purle dancing monkey so you move 2 times in a row! yay! hhhhmmm I think I will use the mallet on....Monarx

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 12:27 am

Monarx, roll a dice.

Nyss · Postby **Nyss** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 12:32 am

*rolls a 5* mmm. *takes a Chance card* Buried in a pile of angry ferrets. Lose a turn. Uses 'repellant body odor' card yay! *ferrets swarm onto someone else*

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 1:16 am

::rolls an 8, picks up mystery card, reads:: "You may pass 'Go' if you please, but if you pass 'Go' you must go back and erase the existance of this card from the memory of you and all players involed. If anyone else asks you how you passed 'Go' since they won't remember this card, tell a 'your mom' joke and skip their turn"

Miles E Traysandor · Postby **Miles E Traysandor** » Wed Jun 09, 2004 3:22 pm

My turn!! *Rolls* 3.141592654...! *Lands on pi space and draws a card* You are now the proud owner of all the pies in the universe! Throw them at all the other players in the game and collect the Thingy. *Throws pies at everybody*

Nyss · Postby **Nyss** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 5:29 pm

Draws a card, moves back to Grandma Nutt and the Brittle House. um. yay.

Medved · Postby **Medved** » Tue Jun 15, 2004 12:14 am

*rolls dice and moves space* drat I lose my extra monkey <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /> .....wait what does it say at the bottom...*squints* it reads: for some strange reason u gain $500. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /> <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' />

norsenerd · Postby **norsenerd** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 10:18 pm

*falls off the edge of the universe*

Medved · Postby **Medved** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 10:34 pm

does that mean hes out of the game?

Jerry Roosevelt · Postby **Jerry Roosevelt** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 8:27 am

Nope, just out of jail. <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /> My turn. *rolls 5* Ooh, Double Chance. *Picks up card* Go to Boredwalk. OK... *moves to Boredwalk* Lose 2 turns... that's why it's called Bored walk, I guess.

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:20 am

I shall use my mystical powers to bump this!

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Thu Sep 23, 2004 10:02 am

yay bumpage! I'll be the exclamation mark. *Special exclamation mark rule: You must insert RANDOM DRAMA! every now and again* OK I think I can live with that. *Rolls double 2* Well I think that I've got to move to...~THE BATHTUB~ off I go.

Holyman83 · Postby **Holyman83** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 8:44 pm

Ok I'll got lets see what am I oh yea the Battleship. *rolls a 516e84/1f654 *1a5614 + 3156b3-15d64 (in base 16 math)* +200 to whoever gets the number right *lands on the chances card. take card* You have just won the games!!! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /> That does not sound right *turns card over* NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO it's really the Evil Judge Card eek *hides it in the deck* maybe nobody noticed

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Fri Sep 24, 2004 8:46 pm

(doh bases - I suck at that. Gimme some trig and i'm fine) *Finds bathtub full of mercury* Well, I guess if I buy this, I can say that the enviromental cleanup cost more than it did and claim it back off the government...yeah, that'll do.

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