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[Tom Flapwell]

1: Sage is a spice... ahem, well, I told you i'm not telling you the real reason I use teh name yes?

I hope it wasn't a stint on the Spice Channel.

[Sage]

huh wut? no, it's got to do with something comepletely different, lul.

Has to do with, hmm, not telling you, lul.

[Angstwolf]

By Tai's request.

I got the name Hay by playing a game called KOL, or kingdom of loathing.

My first name was Hey stupid, that being taken i tried for hay stupid.

Both were taken, So, i decided to try Hey the stupid one yes you. (and after putting underscores in, for at the time the game would not have spaces in the names)

I made a mistake, instead of Hey, i put Hay. Doing that created an irony in my name.

People in KOL call me Hay for short.

KoL! YEAHHHH. I just started a couple of weeks ago.

[Tabris_The_17th]

I got this name for free with a 12-pack of Mountain Dew.

There's no 17th can in a 12 pack.

Maybe not in YOUR 12 packs.

[osprey]

24-packs?

[Svix]

1: Sage is a spice...

Sage is a herb! Unless this is all part of your evil name disguising plan and is the true reason!?

Just out of curiousity, are you a red squirrel?

ok that line makes me sound quite nutty

*gets shot*

[Sage]

Hmm, it is? All I know is it's some sort of seasoning I belive.

And, no, it doesn't hide it. if anything, it shows it more, but in a way you wouldn't figure out

Though, there's a new member on the forumt that could UNCOVER THE TRUTH! lul.

I was thinking of drawing me as a grey squirrel, but then I'd look too much like Ozy, sort of, so I drew mahself brown (aka teh red sqoil) luls

[Svix]

Damn your cryptic clues and herbacious name! Anyway it's nice to see a rarer species about.

[Sage]

Grey sqoils a'w everywhere up where I live, luls

In real life.

I think I'm the only sq... erm... I think "I'm" the only sqoil on the forum.... if, you can consider me that...

[osprey]

<-- Squirrel as well

[Sage]

Oi

Why was I not informed of this previously

[Richard K Niner]

Kinda hard to tell with someone named after a species of bird

[osprey]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, most think I'm a bird. And Sage, I guess it just never crossed my mind. My bad.

[Svix]

Zomg squirrel invasion! I used to like grey squirrels until I found out they were an alien species and forced the red ones up north; evil!

[Tom Flapwell]

In a 1991 "Dilbert" series, Dilbert bought a supercomputer that predicted squirrels taking over the world in five years. Obviously the math was off, unless they managed to take over without anyone noticing, but I think the campaign is young yet.