The Thingy

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 3:48 am

::curled up in corner shreiking in pain:: The madness! The madness! I can't take it anymore! ::grabs nearby rock, mistakes for thingy:: Yes...you are the thingy...you are mine...my precioussssssssss.......no one can take you; you're mine...::clutches rock/thingy substitute and peeks suspuciously to outer world:: They...they are trying to take you, but I will not let them...::continues inane nonsensical ramblings in corner::

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 3:52 am

I anticipated that.. *unleashes Texas Heat Wave at Iyestorm's ice beam.. it has a snowball's chance in Hell, TX, with an unfortunate side effect of intensifying the magnifryer..* Whew.. *I use my Minesweeper skills to flag and disarm the proximity mines, and then rescue Dr. Doog with a... MIRROR!*

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 5:59 am

*iveystorms plan at first backfires* *starts dancing to the music (whatever genre it is, I'll dance for the heck of it)* *music splash dammage takes effect* *Goes insaine, or at least moreso* *joins Ozy the Great in holding a second rock/thingy substitute* *Does not end up calling rock precious, but rahter holds onto it like a small childs favorite stuffed animal* *texas heat wave hits* Hey, i remember these! *thinks back to simpler times in texas, with thundercats, and the really really steep driveway in fron of the house, and the kid who got his leg stuck in a broken pipe out in the grass in between the army base townhouses* *un-goes insane* *looks at rock* *throws rock at stereo* *rock disentigrates before hitting speaker* Wow, those things are REALLY loud *looks for iveystorms water gun* this heat is horrendous! I got used to maryland temperatures!

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 6:33 am

shiny paperclips aren't quite as neat-o as a big shiny spoon, but are spiffy nonetheless......

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:16 am

AARGH!! I'm blind! What's going on!? *Bumps into people.*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 12:21 pm

*logs back on* *aims water cannons downward in the thingy's general direction* *aims taser tech water cannons at Tavis* *aims tractor beam at penguinita* *aims pie cannon at foxchild* *aims flashbangs and toothpick gattling gun at Zaaphod* *aims proximity bombs at the aforementioned ghosts* *aims ABC gum at... who's left? oh yeah, BSP*

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 12:45 pm

*Exausted from being beated up so much.* *Farts a bad one.*

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 3:55 pm

*looks up at BSP...* *sigh*... *holds breath*

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:47 pm

crap. i wish i stayed up later. then wouldn't be on fire... hey? is that a candle! i'm gonna burn it! w00t! tavis, you were too late for saving me 2 hours after being under a magnifiying glass.

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:48 pm

hides, vas iveystorm never fired. Target lock lost!*

Zylo · Postby **Zylo** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:53 pm

::still clinging to rock:: Mad...all of them...mad...evil...evil...evil...EVIL!!!!!! Must cleanse evil!!! ::in insane evil madness:: Begone, evil! ::raises wall of fire in front of him:: All shall burn! Fire washes all! Fire destroys evil! ::sends wall of flame hurtling towards everyone::

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Dec 11, 2003 10:57 pm

wow, these guys dont need my help, they're gonna blow themselves up! I'll help anyway! *shoots nitrogen and gasoline toward the hapless thingy-takers* *wall of flame lights BSP's fart and nitrogen and gasoline* *puts the shrunken penguinita in a cage... yeah, i shrunk her and used a tractor beam on her, remember?!* i wonder how much the rare pocket penguin would sell on E-Bay... *logs on to E-bay*

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 12:15 am

*wanders about and snatches thingy while Iyestorm tries to figure out the market value for miniature penguins* *aims EVERYTHING Iyestorm had pointed at us at Iyestorm and rigs it to fire remotely..* Oh wait.. *runs back and rescues Penguinita, grabs remote and RUNS!* -click- whirrrr..... Hmm. why isn't it working? *hears the simultaneous blasts of ABC gum, watertoice cannons, missiles, lasers, shrink ray, heavy textbooks, taser tech water cannons, gasoline+lit matches, really big fan, REALLY REALLY BIG STEREO SYSTEM loaded with "music to suffer by" (one of the auctions on "who would buy that". it's under the weird sites), magnifying glass sun beam, bean/seed/paperclip gun, ice beam, assorted proximity mines and bombs, pie cannon, super NES scope, flashbangs, water cannons, taser tech water cannons, tractor beam, toothpick gattling gun on iyestorm* YOWZA! That's gotta hurt! Well, I guess that was it... *mecha overloads from firing too much stuff and goes kablooie.* Or not.

Dr. Doog · Postby **Dr. Doog** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 12:41 am

NOOO! a mini penguin! MINE! I'LL LICK YOU IF YOU DON'T GIVE IT TOO ME!

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Fri Dec 12, 2003 1:37 am

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Tavis @ Dec 11 2003, 08:15 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> *wanders about and snatches thingy while Iyestorm tries to figure out the market value for miniature penguins* *aims EVERYTHING Iyestorm had pointed at us at Iyestorm and rigs it to fire remotely..* Oh wait.. *runs back and rescues Penguinita, grabs remote and RUNS!* -click- whirrrr..... Hmm. why isn't it working? *hears the simultaneous blasts of ABC gum, watertoice cannons, missiles, lasers, shrink ray, heavy textbooks, taser tech water cannons, gasoline+lit matches, really big fan, REALLY REALLY BIG STEREO SYSTEM loaded with "music to suffer by" (one of the auctions on "who would buy that". it's under the weird sites), magnifying glass sun beam, bean/seed/paperclip gun, ice beam, assorted proximity mines and bombs, pie cannon, super NES scope, flashbangs, water cannons, taser tech water cannons, tractor beam, toothpick gattling gun on iyestorm* YOWZA! That's gotta hurt! Well, I guess that was it... *mecha overloads from firing too much stuff and goes kablooie.* Or not.  </td></tr></table>  PHPPHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! revenge.... <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

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