What Would You Do If...

[Bocaj Claw]

I would discover the secret of wagging them so fast that I'd fly! Call me Kilometers "Tails" Claw!<br><br>WWYDI the killer tomatos attacked?

[Caoimhin]

Send out the tomato eating mammals.<br><br>WWYDI I were really a dragon and accidently sneezed on your house?

[Rooster]

Shake my fist in a threatening way<br><br>WWYDI I told you that we are all part of one giant holodeck program?

[Tom Flapwell]

Look up the word "holodeck." I have some idea, but I'm more nerd than geek.<br><br>WWYDI all the forum members showed up at your door unannounced one morning?

[Bocaj Claw]

Die of shock. And thank Diety-of-the-week that cats have nine lives.<br><br>WWYDI you only lived twice?

[TyVulpine]

live each life as if it were my last.<br><br><br>WWYDI Llewellyn put you in charge of a Conspiracy?

[Tavis]

Like all of my master projects, procrastinate. <!--emo&--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... atdrop.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sweatdrop.gif' /><!--endemo--> But not so much as to defeat it... well, I guess it depends on what the conspiracy entails... Oh, and of course I would tell no one what I was doing, unless it was going to further my goals. What.. why are you looking at me like that? I don't have any conspiracies going... really. Stop staring at me! Just go to the next paragraph... heh... please? *discreetly hides conspiracy notes* Hey, you're still peeking!<br><br>What would you do if you knew someone was preparing a conspiracy, and it somehow involved you? Err.. just asking hypothetically.. Yeahh... <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Supersmoke]

Do it without question.<br><br>WWYDI someone backhanded you, right across the face, like you were a red-headed step-child?

[Caoimhin]

Wonder what being red-headed had anything to do with it.<br><br>WWYDI John Travolta visited your house?

[Rooster]

Be shocked as I saw Bruce Willis kill him with an Uzi with my own two eyes!<br><br>WWYDI you had to pick daddy or chips?

[Caoimhin]

Wonder if that had a double meaning <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> .<br><br>WWYDI the Ice Age was coming, the wheat was growing thin, and the sun was zooming in?

[TyVulpine]

I'd put on my heavy coat, switch to an all-meat diet, and wear plenty of sunscreen<br><br><br>WWYDI you grew scales?

[Tavis]

Sell them to <i>the masses</i> at harvest time and hope for a good crop next year.<br><br>What would you do if you caught me in person while I was making a bad pun?

[Bocaj Claw]

*THWACK*<br><br>WWYDI I slapped you for no reason?

[Tom Flapwell]

I'd kiss you and observe your reaction carefully.<br><br>WWYDI a Vogon came to read poetry at you?