The Thingy

[Foxchild]

Oh, thats it! you messed with Echo! your going down now, blue boy!<br><br>*gets a large collection of video game hero's and villans*<br>*convinces them to get the thingy, allowing them to each spend 5 minutes with it*<br>*Video game people utterly destroy Midnight beyond the point of recognition*<br>*lets the chars spend time with thingy*<br>*gets thingy*<br>Yeah, thats right! now, if you try something funny again, I'll take out my Impossible Creatures on you, "LoLo"... i still say your an M&M, although, now your in so many pieces that you can't really tell! Mwahahahahahahaha!<br>

[Zylo]

::decides to get back into the game and charges at FoxChild using an umbrella for a jousting lance and a box with eye holes cut out for a helmet and hits the button on the ultra-super-duper-powerful string-loaded umbrella of death, knocking the thingy out of FoxChild's hands and into interplanetary orbit. summons a comet and hops on for a ride and grabs thingy near Saturn's rings. sits poised and ready to fire the comet at anyone who dares come near...and still has the umbrella-lance of death, just in case::

[MidnightRealism]

*respawns*<br>*ponders long and hard about a clever way to get past umbrella of death*<br>*paints self brown*<br>*drifts among the other debris in the rings*<br>*very very carefully lifts thingy*<br>*drifts back towards Earth*

[Tavis]

*surrounds self with shiny stuff to distract MidnightRealism during reentry and watches him turn into a glowing firey mess shooting across the sky*<br><br>Ooh! A shooting star! *makes a wish*<br><br>*Thingy plops on ground directly in front of me, still hot from reentry while the torched MidnightRealism plummets into a nearby lake, setting off a buncha steam and leaving a big impression with the lake bottom.*<br><br>Thank you! *puts on some good oven mitts and takes Thingy*

[penguinita]

did you say shiny?!!!???? i like shiny!!!! can i have some shinyness please?

[Tavis]

Sure thing.. *hands Penguinita the shinyness, EXCEPT for my rightfully acquired Thingy*<br><br>Have fun! *puts on glare resistant shades <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo--> and pedals away into a bomb shelter filled with candy*

[Softpaw]

[goes to Tavis's bomb shelter with his pet wolf, along with a pack of about 20 other wolves]<br><br>[the wolves attack and devour Tavis while Felix casually pockets the thingy]<br><br>[signals his wolves to hop back into the Army-issue Humvee and drives off, the Thingy safely stowed in the massive armoured truck]

[penguinita]

<!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> yay! i have shinyness! <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>(this definetly makes my day better, thanks tavis <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->)<br>

[Burning Sheep Productions]

Aww! I got gum on me!<br>*Gasp!*<br>Maybe the shininess can get it off!<br>Takes some shiny and rubs vigously.

[Softpaw]

[sits in the roof hatch of his Humvee with a sniper rifle]<br><br>[shoots the gum off of BSP from a half-mile range without actually hitting him] Merry Christmas!<br><br>[jumps back into the driver's seat of the truck and drives off into the woods]

[Burning Sheep Productions]

Crap! You could've hit me and I'm so far away from home and the nearest town hospital is ages away and there's no roads here so I could've been killed and even if I did survive you would be in the biggest lawsuit I can manage!<br>But...<br>Uhh...<br>Thank you!! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Softpaw]

Do you think I would have tried to shoot a piece of gum off of you if I thought I'd miss? <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Burning Sheep Productions]

Umm... well... uhh...<br>I like chicken.

[Softpaw]

Unfortunately, all the chickens are in my truck so I can feed them to my wolves (although they're still digesting pieces of Tavis at the moment)

[Tavis]

Dang digestive juices.. *sticks out tongue, from various wolf mouths before they get chewed back up again.*