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Or, microwave a CD for a few seconds. AOL CDs are especially good.<br><br>Just...make sure you're in a well-ventilated area. Like outside. Because microwaved CDs smell worse than having a sweaty chimpanzee shoved in your face.
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You'd know about that I assume? <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Lets just say there's a reason I don't enjoy the zoo. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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<!--QuoteBegin-DoppledangeR DooG+Jan 14 2005, 09:10 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DoppledangeR DooG @ Jan 14 2005, 09:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> <!--QuoteBegin-Supersmoke+Jan 13 2005, 10:11 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Supersmoke @ Jan 13 2005, 10:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> I have a dirty joke that deals with a light bulb. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>hehe, i know that one. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> The one with the pregnant woman?
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<!--QuoteBegin-GhostWay+Jan 14 2005, 09:42 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (GhostWay @ Jan 14 2005, 09:42 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Or, microwave a CD for a few seconds. AOL CDs are especially good.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>Whilst AOL is, frankly, rubbish, their customer support is extremely good.<br><br>For instance, when AOL6 came out and they were givin them away free everywhere, everybody at school got them, and started cutting serrated edges into them and throwing them about, or takin their compasses to them and punching holes so that they reflected pretty patterns on the ceiling, I thought it'd be a larf to call up their customer services and say that my disk wasn't working (truth is, if I'd put it it I'd've had a shredded CD drive and not a lot else). Anywho, they picked up, I said the disk didn't work, and they offered me <b>6 months extra</b> free, and to post a new disk to us. I gave him a fake address and hung up quick. But they could've easily said: Go get a new one, they're free, and if it doesn't work, call us back.
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