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Holyman83 · Postby **Holyman83** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:06 pm

Um NO!! <!--emo&

--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /> *hears ice cracking* O.0

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:17 pm

guys, you have not lived untilk you hear a Scottish band on Radio Bulgaria, who become big about 6 months later, much to your surprise, after fiddling with the medium wave on a radio at school. Oh, and if you followed that, good show.

Miles E Traysandor · Postby **Miles E Traysandor** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:37 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (Holyman83 @ Nov 4 2004, 01:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Um NO!! <!--emo&

--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/mad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mad.gif' /> *hears ice cracking* O.0 </td></tr></table>  Oh dear... *Teleports in, grabs Holyman, and teleports out with him just milliseconds before the ice gives in*

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 7:04 pm

um, theres ice now?

Holyman83 · Postby **Holyman83** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 7:22 pm

I managed to find thin ice, yes. but the ice melted now.

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 7:42 pm

hmm. Then where do I stand?

Steve the Pocket · Postby **Steve the Pocket** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 7:45 pm

Put down that chain saw and listen to me It's time for us to join in the fight It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys It's time to let the bedbugs bite You better put all your eggs in one basket You better count your chickens before they hatch You better sell some wine before its time You better find yourself an itch to scratch You better squeeze all the Charmin you can When Mr. Whipple's not around Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan Talk with your mouth full Bite the hand that feeds you Bite off more than you can chew What can you do? Dare to be stupid! Take some wooden nickels Look for Mr. Goodbar Get your mojo working now -- I'll show you how You can dare to be stupid! You can turn the other cheek You can just give up the ship You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip Dare to be stupid! Come on and dare to be stupid It's so easy to do -- We're all waiting for you -- Let's go! It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill So can I have a volunteer? There's no more time for crying over spilled milk Now it's time for crying in your beer Settle down, raise a family, join the P.T.A. Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet Then party till you're broke, and they drag you away It's okay... you can dare to be stupid! It's like spitting on a fish It's like barking up a tree It's like I said, you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free Dare to be stupid! Yes. Why don't you dare to be stupid It's so easy, so easy to do -- we're all waiting for you Burn your candle at both ends Look a gift horse in the mouth Mashed potatoes can be your friends You can be a coffee achiever You can sit around the house and watch "Leave It To Beaver" The future's up to you -- so what you gonna do? Dare to be stupid! Dare to be stupid!

Ozymandias · Postby **Ozymandias** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 8:23 pm

Something evil's watching over you Comin' from the sky above And there's nothing you can do Prepare to strike There'll be no place to run When your caught within the grip Of the evil Unicron Transformers More than meets the eye Transformers Robots in Disguise Strong enough to break the bravest heart So we have to pull together We can't stay worlds apart To stand divided we will surely fall Until our darkest hour When the light will save us all Transformers More than meets the eye Transformers Robots in Disguise Transformers Autobots wage their Battle To destroy the evil forces Of the Decepticons It's judgment day and now we've made our stand And now the powers of darkness Have been driven from our land The battle's over but the war has just begun And this way it will remain til the day when all are one *REMOVED!* *REMOVED!* *REMOVED!* *REMOVED!* More than meets the eye

Supersmoke · Postby **Supersmoke** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:13 pm

I remember writing a dirty limerick a few years ago. It started out: "Here I sit. Taking a ....." Oh yeah...... Yankee Doodle stole my macaroni today.

Miles E Traysandor · Postby **Miles E Traysandor** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 10:12 pm

Ooh, random poetry, eh? Two can play at that game... Fear originality! Hahahaha! I'm a fox in a human's body As I sit here, waiting in this lobby For a failed chance to be popular It'd be easier to run a copier I want my independence to fly free So that I can really be me Ignis Vulpes Sapiens is the choice I have made And I'm caught up in life like a giant trunade Burning in every instance Yearning for the end of the cursed existance The fire burns weakly, but there is still a glimmer of hope Of a spark, a match, or maybe just plain romance Would revitalize this vulpine and give him a chance The credit card companies are the true symbol of evil Getting people to spend money they don't have, stupid dweebils Dubya's not much better, him and his oil empire Invaded Iraq, and now he's gonna get fired Terrorists, they're far overrated They don't scare me, and that's not to be debated The only good thing is that The Curse shall be reversed And we'll all celebrate until we burst! I want my independence to fly free So that I can really be me Ignis Vulpes Sapiens is the choice I have made And I'm caught up in life like a giant trunade Now the lobby has emptied and everyone's gone home I'm alone, but I don't mind, as I spot a piece of chrome I see my reflection there, and my foxy self is clear My human self doesn't really want to reappear Such is the nature of my unique demeanor For some reason I now feel much cleaner Now if the world could see me for what I really am A human, a fox, and the burning unity between the two Ignis Vulpes Sapiens, they don't really have a clue.

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:27 am

Ah! Writing random poetry is certainly fine. But I'm out of ideas, so this is my last line! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />

Supersmoke · Postby **Supersmoke** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 2:45 am

"Der var en gang en mann fra Nantucket. Hvis kikkran var slik lang, han suger det. Han sagt med et flir, da han visket$ut hans hake: Om mitt re var en ****, kan jeg **** det!" ROFL!!! <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> Dirty poetry rocks.

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 8:01 am

(Instrumental)

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 8:25 am

i remember, way back wehn, before i left this most recent time, thinking that it would take forever to have people get to four blue dots, and then i come back not too later (well, it may have been months or someting, but from my pov, i was busy and it didn't seem too long), and maney people have four blue dots, and now i find out how you have done it!!!!!!! so then i too now can have bour flue dots!!!!!

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 8:27 am

dots! come to me dots! dots! come to me dots! dots! come to me dots! dots! come to me dots! dots! come to me dots! dots! come to me dots!dots! come to me dots!dots! come to me dots! dots! come to me dots! dots! come to me dots! (see, its modern poetry. like that poem that is just eight lines long, and each line is 'there is nothing in that drawer' i kid you not, thats really a published powem. this is wyh i think modern poetery typically is ***)

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