Thursday, Jun 18, 1998: Millie the patriot

[NonsenseWords]

When I was in elementary school, we had a saying: "It's a free country... when you're eighteen."

My god, were we cynical little kids.

[Happy Rutabegas year]

except that it's actually true.

[Bocaj Claw]

I'm okay with this comic.

[Feefers]

What's the first amendment?

Is that the one that allows me to have bare arms?

[Happy Rutabegas year]

No, that's the ninth.

[Cactus Jack]

1st amendment is the one that allows you to yell the N word. The 5th amendment is the one that prevents any Black people you heard you yelling the N word from having to testify against themselves.

[NonsenseWords]

Is that the one that allows me to have bare arms?

No, it's the second. It allows you to arm bears.

[Happy Rutabegas year]

Is that the one that allows me to have bare arms?

No, it's the second. It allows you to arm bears.

THAT ONE IS ALSO THE 9th.

[Bocaj Claw]

Whats the amendment that allows you to mount a pair of bear arms on your wall?

[Happy Rutabegas year]

Actually, I think the last two might fall under the tenth. I'm not positive though.

[Jakkal]