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Postby Muninn » Wed Jun 03, 2009 6:50 pm

Pulled from the catacombs of yesteryear...
<Muninn> What goes on here?
<Astro> What goes on anywhere!
<Muninn> Little orange pantaloons
<Astro> I wish i had those
<nickspoon> You wish you had all kinds of things.
<Muninn> You're stuck with your friend's skirt
<nickspoon> Like grape Starburst.
<nickspoon> Except you DON'T.
<Astro> Jack never mention that again
<Muninn> Ha ha
<Baconsticks> me/ snickers quietly
* Baconsticks snickers quietly
<Astro> I am not proud of what happened
<Astro> I'm a pretty little princess
<Muninn> <Astro> I'm a pretty little princess
<Astro> <Muninn> <Astro> I'm a pretty little princess
<Muninn> <Astro> <Muninn> <Astro> Sory but you princess is in another castle
<Astro> Oh Daisy!
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Sun Jun 21, 2009 8:59 am

Submitted for the approval of the after midnight society
<MuffinPaws> You know what i love about philosophy? When you think you have something all figured out philosophically, you realize its really pantsless obvious
<MuffinPaws> Like
<MuffinPaws> How you basically live for sex and other pleasures
<MuffinPaws> You continue eating and staying alive so you can have fleeting happiness
<Bocaj> If people had the ability to directly stimulate the pleasure centers of the brain they would waste away just hitting the "feel good" button.
<MuffinPaws> So bocaj, masturbating and playing video games
<Bocaj> Like any good truth, it was proven through copious amounts of lab rat mutilation
<Aeron> Bocaj>If people had the ability to directly stimulate the pleasure centers of the brain they would waste away just hitting the "feel good" button. <--- It's fun when they do this with rats. They press the button until they die.
<Bocaj> Silly rats. The key is to eat food sometimes so you can masturbate your brain for longer.
<MuffinPaws> Guys I need to go eat so I can live to continue masturbating
<Caoimhin> I wish I could masturbate my brain...
<Bocaj> You're a good egg, Muffin.
<MuffinPaws> Haha
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Postby Caoimhin » Sun Jun 21, 2009 9:20 am

<Caoimhin> I'm wondering about the carrot incident
<MuffinPaws> Caoimhin, carrots are long and hard
<Caoimhin> hello
<Bocaj> Its not that mysterious. A long, cylindrical object.
<MuffinPaws> Where do you put things that are long and hard
<Caoimhin> Yes
<Caoimhin> Oh
<Caoimhin> Vaginas?
<MuffinPaws> Its the same as the cucumber
<MuffinPaws> Yes -_-
<Caoimhin> No its not
<Caoimhin> cucumbers are green and have bumps...
<MuffinPaws> Like my dick
MuffinPaws> It sure is a thing
<DanTheMan> I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS THING
<DanTheMan> </horribleozyandmilliereference>
<MuffinPaws> I want to talk about sex
<MuffinPaws> I didnt get it, dan
<DanTheMan> no clue what the actual comic was, too lazy to search for it now
<Bocaj> Sex is like a hermit crab. Certain species of it are going extinct.
<MuffinPaws> Bocaj that's just plain incorrect
<MuffinPaws> The internet causes all oddities to flourish
<Bocaj> What is it with me and hermit crabs today?
<MuffinPaws> Thats your crabsona

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Postby Æron » Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:41 am

<Aeron> the rate of suicide for people like me is 3.4%. interesting
<DanTheMan> woot

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Postby datherman » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:09 am

<Aeron> oh... god...
<Aeron> I suddenly remember a dream I remember from my childhood.
<Aeron> one which was seared into my memory
<Aeron> It must have been after watching a nature show on pbs or something
<Aeron> In it...
<Aeron> I don't know *what* I was in the dream...
<Aeron> but...
<Aeron> I was mounted by a duck.
<MuffinSticks> ASTRO
<Tai> astro
<MuffinSticks> frst
<Tai> furrst
<MuffinSticks> Furrst*
<Aeron> And I ran away screaming, "Help, help, I've been mated by a duck."
<MuffinSticks> An astroduck
<Aeron> I remember those exact words from the dream
<Aeron> D:
<MuffinSticks> lol kill yourself
<Aeron> OG HOD
<Aeron> I don't know whether to laugh or stab myself.
<MuffinSticks> Uh, kill yourself
<MuffinSticks> Obviously
<Aeron> The only thing worse, is that I just TOLD YOU PEOPLE ABOUT THIS.
<DanTheMan> well anyway, I'm off to bed
<DanTheMan> g'night all
<Aeron> yeah, me too
<Aeron> 'night Dan
<MuffinSticks> Night dudes
<Aeron> 'night everyone
* DanTheMan furries Aeron for the hell of it
<Tai> o/
* Aeron murrs
<MuffinSticks> =|
* Tai furries MuffinPaws
* DanTheMan also furries our newest furry, MuffinPaws
<MuffinSticks> Oh jeez
<MuffinSticks> You arent making this easy
* DanTheMan furry furries furry furry furries furry furries
<Tai> buffalo
<MuffinSticks> Buffalo?
<DanTheMan> buffalo
<MuffinSticks> buffalo.
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Postby datherman » Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:19 pm

<@nickspoon> D-puff1: You can change back with /nick D-puff
* D-puff1 is now known as D-puff
<D-puff> I haven't been around IRC long enough to know all the commands ><
<@nickspoon> If you're not an op you pretty much only need to know /join /nick /quit /part /msg
<Muninn> And /me
* Parts: Mattes (d@Acidchat-F078C9D1.heliweb.de)
* Joins: Mattes (d@Acidchat-F078C9D1.heliweb.de)
<Mattes> i don´t like part
<Muninn> I think Mattes tried... yeah he did
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Postby likeafox » Thu Jun 25, 2009 3:27 am

<Tai> my back is hairier than a sheepdog on monkey hair tonic

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Postby Muninn » Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:00 pm

=-= Topic for #definecynical is ``<Javs> klimt can touch me all he wants :3''
=-= Topic for #definecynical was set by jent[afk] on 18 January 2008 07:36:00
<Muninn> Hello
<Muninn> Ha ha javs
<Astro> Hey Jack
<Astro> Let's all laugh at Javs behind his back
<Astro> ha ha ha ha
<Muninn> Ha ha ha
<Astro> nick laugh or you're fired
<Muninn> From a cannon
<Astro> into a fire
<Muninn> Into piranha infested waters
<Muninn> The piranhas are on fire
<Astro> ready the gunpowder
<Muninn> Check elevation!
<nickspoon> Aaah
<nickspoon> Oh hi Jack.
<Muninn> Hello
<Muninn> Stuff projectile in cannon!
<Astro> add the guncotton!
* nickspoon is a projectile! :D
<Muninn> Last chance to laugh Nick
* nickspoon giggles gaily
<Muninn> Does that count?
<Astro> depends if it was directed at Javs or not
<Muninn> Was it Nick?
<Astro> Answer us or suffer
<nickspoon> You may never know >.>
<Muninn> Not good enough
<Muninn> Proceed with firing
* Astro gives nick the pink slip
<nickspoon> Is that a euphemism?
<Muninn> You may never know >.>
<nickspoon> That's a dirty trick.
<Astro> well played sir
<nickspoon> You are both despicable rogues.
<Muninn> Is there going to be any firing done or what?
<Astro> I haven't got a match
<nickspoon> Oh, I do.
<Muninn> Give that to us
<nickspoon> It's in my back pocket.
<nickspoon> I am inconvenienced on account of being inside a cannon.
<Muninn> Oh so that's your trick is it?
<nickspoon> You may never know >.>
* Muninn gets nick out of cannon and binds his feet
* Muninn fumbles in pocket for match
<nickspoon> Oh.
* nickspoon rolls away
<Muninn> There's only one
<Muninn> Oi he's getting away
<Muninn> Oh wait, no he's rolling straight for the piranha infested waters
<Muninn> Saved us a match there
<nickspoon> Are the piranhas still aflame?
<Muninn> They breath fire
<nickspoon> Oh.
* nickspoon stops rolling then
<Muninn> What shall we do with this wastrel?
<nickspoon> I prefer the term 'good-for-nothing'.
<Muninn> Same thing isn't it?
<Muninn> Unless you're a good for nothing wastrel
<nickspoon> It is the same thing, but it's less deprecating.
<Muninn> Piffle
<Astro> We shall piffle him?
<nickspoon> I'll piffle you in the face.
<Astro> you can't, you haven't got a match
<nickspoon> Aww darn.
<Muninn> His preposterous hebetude merely vex me
<Astro> Jack is out britishing you, nick
<nickspoon> I am too lethargic at present to attempt to challenge that.
<Astro> lazy eh
<Astro> that sounds awfully AMERICAN
<nickspoon> Astro: No, lethargic.
<Muninn> Eee, by gum!
<nickspoon> Speaking like a 19th century Englishman is difficult; it's astounding that 19th century Englishmen managed to do it all the time.
<Astro> Jack is in the 19th century right now
<Muninn> My dear chap it's when we gentlemen knew how to talk propoerly what, it's you young rapscalions who've muddled the language
<nickspoon> properly and rapscallions.

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Postby Dr. Sticks » Fri Jun 26, 2009 3:43 pm

even in the face of pirates about to kill him, Nickspoon is still the correcting English major. The man is a true patriot.
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Well put doog. You never posted anything offensive whatsoever
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Postby Baconsticks » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:16 am

This all happened within about 5 seconds.
--> Fritz (Fritz@Acidchat-9C7E9498.shin.wv.cebridge.net) has joined #definecynical
<MuffinSticks> Well hey
<BSP> FFFFFFF.
<Baconsticks> Speak of the Devil.
<MuffinSticks> Speak of the devil
<Aeron> speak of the devil
<Baconsticks> :D
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Postby klimt » Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:09 pm

[17:08] Ben: try not to get raped
[17:08] Dan The Man: will do, been successful so far heh
[17:08] Ben: in avoiding rape or con sex?
[17:08] *** "Dan The Man" signed off at Sat Jul 04 17:08:46 2009.

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Postby datherman » Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:34 am

*facepaw(lm)*
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Postby likeafox » Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:28 am

<klimt> someone who i haven't spoken to for nearly 10 years just added me as a friend of facebook
<Jas^o^n> I wish people would do that to me.
<Tai> afk ten years

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Postby Gecko » Mon Aug 17, 2009 3:14 pm

[01:33] <Hyperion> Hello BSP. Goodnight BSP
[01:34] <Mattes> hi bsp
[01:34] * Hyperion (chatzilla@453A2F4B.785C36D.C29648C6.IP) Quit (Quit: Goodnight!)
[01:35] * Mattes (Mattes@Acidchat-107A2F97.heliweb.de) Quit (Quit: )
[01:35] <BSP> |:
Anami and Anami are sitting around Anami says "GRR I AM ANGSTY LET'S EXPRESS ANGST" and so Anami says "ONE OF THE MODS ON DC IS A DICK I POSTED A PICTURE THAT WASN'T REALLY THAT INAPPROPRIATE AND THREE MODS SAW IT AND DID NOTHING THEN A FOURTH ONE SAW IT AND DELETED IT" and Anami says "OMG I HATE MODS >:("

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Postby Tarukai » Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:48 am

[00:49:23] <Muninn> You can't have sex with make-up, silly Dan
[00:34:00] <Dermy> I do love to manipulate the standard rules of language for opportunistic effect
[00:34:06] <Dermy> Like a grammar hyena, I am
[00:34:16] <Dermy> Munching on the tasty entrails of tradition

[22:26:20] <MuffinSticks> I'm a chocolate muffin with white ears and a striped black and red tail
[22:26:35] <MuffinSticks> And exactly 6 chips

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