If DC Was A Family,...

[Dr. Doog]

so that the doctors can scare the hell out of people when they tell them they have one using the real name, which they don't know, and think it's a severe brain disease or something.

[Bocaj Claw]

Here's one for yer, why is it that most types of VD have really hard-to-spell names?

Well...except crabs.

Phthirius pubis is the only thing I've spelt right during a spelling bee.

[Doc Sigma]

Here's one for yer, why is it that most types of VD have really hard-to-spell names?

Well...except crabs.

Phthirius pubis is the only thing I've spelt right during a spelling bee.

Sodomy is the only thing I've ever spelled right, ever.

[Foxhound]

I'd probably be the somewhat angsty teenage brother.

[Bocaj Claw]

Here's one for yer, why is it that most types of VD have really hard-to-spell names?

Well...except crabs.

Phthirius pubis is the only thing I've spelt right during a spelling bee.

Sodomy is the only thing I've ever spelled right, ever.

You spelled is, the, only, thing, I've, ever, spelled, and right fairly accurately.

[Doc Sigma]

Here's one for yer, why is it that most types of VD have really hard-to-spell names?

Well...except crabs.

Phthirius pubis is the only thing I've spelt right during a spelling bee.

Sodomy is the only thing I've ever spelled right, ever.

You spelled is, the, only, thing, I've, ever, spelled, and right fairly accurately.

MY WORLD IS ENDING!!! :-(

Anyway... I'd be Arloest's first cousin, and therefore related to the rest of the family somehow. I'd probably be referred to as the drunk cousin, and other family members would be somewhat scared to allow their children to be near me, even though I only act like a deranged psychopath around adults and am actually very sweet around kids.

[klimt]

i'd probably the weird guy who rents the spare room.

[Caoimhin]

I'd probably be a very distant cousin who somehow always manages to get to family gatherings... Even though nobody knows where hes from or lives, except for the fact that he works 'abroad' and is apparently fond of overcoats and archaelogical artifacts. Very formal, very precise...