Words of wisdom.

[Salad Man]

"Some things in life are bad,<br>They can really make you mad,<br>Other things just make you swear and curse,<br>When you're chewing life's gristle,<br>Don't grumble,<br>Give a whistle<br>And this'll help things turn out for the best.<br>And...<br><br>Always look on the bright side of life.<br>[whistle]<br>Always look on the light side of life.<br>[whistle]<br><br>If life seems jolly rotten,<br>There's something you've forgotten,<br>And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.<br>When you're feeling in the dumps,<br>Don't be silly chumps.<br>Just purse your lips and whistle. <br>That's the thing.<br>And...<br><br>Always look on the bright side of life.<br>[whistle]<br>Always look on the right side of life,<br>[whistle]<br><br>For life is quite absurd<br>And death's the final word.<br>You must always face the curtain with a bow.<br>Forget about your sin.<br>Give the audience a grin.<br>Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.<br>So,...<br><br>Always look on the bright side of death,<br>[whistle]<br>Just before you draw your terminal breath.<br>[whistle]<br><br>Life's a piece of shit,<br>When you look at it.<br>Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.<br>You'll see it's all a show.<br>Keep 'em laughing as you go.<br>Just remember that the last laugh is on you.<br>And...<br><br>Always look on the bright side of life.<br>Always look on the right side of life.<br>[whistle]<br><br>Always look on the bright side of life!<br>[whistle]<br>Always look on the bright side of life! <br>[whistle]<br>Always look on the bright side of life!<br>[whistle]<br>Always look on the bright side of life!<br>[whistle]<br>Always look on the bright side of life!<br>[whistle]<br>Always look on the bright side of life!<br>[whistle]<br>Always look on the bright side of life!<br>[whistle]<br>Always look on the bright side of life!<br>[whistle]<br><br>[Repeat to fade...]"<br><br>-Monty Python, <i>Monty Python and the Life of Brian</i>

[Henohenomoheji]

<!--QuoteBegin-Ibon+Feb 11 2004, 05:37 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Ibon @ Feb 11 2004, 05:37 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> The man whom relies upon large words to make his point has no point worth understanding. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> ...hey...<br> <!--emo&:huh:--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... ns/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Zylo]

Never pet a burning dog.

[Henohenomoheji]

never set dogs on fire, you mean, nasty, vicious person you!

[Zaaphod]

Writing is easy. Simply stare a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.<br><br><br>Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow.<br>

[Burning Sheep Productions]

<!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off until the day after tomorrow.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>My brain is going through hell trying to process that.

[Henohenomoheji]

I understood it! smile upon me while frowning at me with your mind's eye!

[Burning Sheep Productions]

I dunno how to do that.

[Henohenomoheji]

I can! nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!!!<br>wow... I'm really picking on you today... sorry...<br>...what are you... is that napalm?! I'm going to have to talk SS out of selling it to you (for free!). uh oh... put that down!

[Burning Sheep Productions]

Don't worry there's plenty of me left to pick, but keep away from the essentials, that's what this babby is for. *Pats Roman Candle.*

[Zylo]

Ever have a roman candle fight?

[Burning Sheep Productions]

A roman candle is a cool looking sparkler which changes colour.

[Henohenomoheji]

<!--QuoteBegin-DraganFox+Feb 14 2004, 05:56 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (DraganFox @ Feb 14 2004, 05:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Ever have a roman candle fight? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> have you?

[Zylo]

I've witnessed one.

[Henohenomoheji]

whats it like?<br>I dont think I've even seen a Roman candle before...