Vending Machine

[Tom Flapwell]

You get a ruined subway farecard.

I put in a lottery ticket.

[gforce422]

You get a llama named Tina, munching on your lottery ticket.

I put in a pair of headphones and a laser pointer.

[osprey]

You get deaf and blind.

I put in half a forklift.

[Stephan]

You get a message flashed on the machine saying "exact fare only please" and your half a forklift back.

I put in half a forklift anyway.

[Sage]

You get an arrow


*inserts a Vialle*

[vialle]

... leave me out of this!!!

[Sage]

You get a ban for not following game rules!

*inserts a toadstool*

[osprey]

You get high.

I put in an original Hendrix LP.

[Sage]

You get one free item from Llewellyn's attic

*inserts a computer*

[osprey]

You get a patio set.

I put in a bottle of water.

[Kyler Thatch]

The vending machine crackles with electricity, and a few puffs of smoke and steam come out of it. You get a slip of paper that says not to do that again.

I put in a pound of flesh.

[Doc Sigma]

You get a round-trip ticket to Venice. On a boat. In steerage.

I put in the world's smallest violin

[Arloest]

You get the world's biggest donut.

I put in my tax returns.

[Foxhound]

You get a device that the IRS will track you with, disguised as an MP3 player.

I put in my old iPod.

[Tom Flapwell]

You get a brand-new Victrola.

I put in a pack of pomegranate gum.