Vending Machine

[gforce422]

You get Opus the penguin.


I put in Ozy's top hat.

[Stephan]

You get a white rabbit.

I put in Ozy's entire fur coat... which I found on the ground for some reason.

[nickspoon]

You get PVA glue.

I put in half a pound of tuppenny rice and half a pound of treacle.

[Tom Flapwell]

You get a poundcake.

I put in the Master Sword.

[Sage]

You get a sharpened stick

*puts in a toothpick*

[osprey]

You get a large tree.

I put in a coffee filter.

[gforce422]

You get a voice saying, "Please add 12 cups of water, along with 12 heaping tablespoons of Folgers 100% Columbian blend medium-dark roast premium coffee. I mean, what am I supposed to make with just one filter? A little pirate hat for my little stuffed Captain Jack Sparrow doll? Geez!"



I put in a roll of duct tape.

[Arloest]

You get SERVED

I put in my withered soul

[osprey]

You get a thank-you card from Satan.

I put in a used paper cup.

[Bocaj Claw]

You get Binkley's surgical leftovers

I put in a man named Gung, DESTROYER OF WORLDS AND DRINKER OF COFFEE.

[Kyler Thatch]

You get that charred remains of a destroyed world. And a pile of coffee grounds.

I put in my house keys.

[nickspoon]

You get a little cackle and a puff of smoke. Your keys disappear.

I put in a brass lantern.

[Stephan]

You get a sword of elvish origin that's glowing with a faint blue glow.

or

You get a copy of Spleunker Today magazine.

I put in 1500v DC.

[gen200]

You get Mortos Der Soul Stealer, in all his rubber pants-buying glory.

I put in my pants.

[gforce422]

You get a sign with red lettering that says: "Censored."

I put in some magnets.