If you had advice to give at this moment...

Fritz · Postby **Fritz** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:09 am

Waring: when you eat a Dorito, you're making a commitment.

likeafox · Postby **likeafox** » Wed Jan 24, 2007 7:58 am

GO TO BEDU

Fritz · Postby **Fritz** » Sat Jan 27, 2007 11:53 pm

Do not put pens into the big pocket of your backpack, because it will most likely explode and get all over your books.

Foxhound · Postby **Foxhound** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 3:01 pm

Avoid pissing off classmates. You may have to fight your way out.

johndoe0028 · Postby **johndoe0028** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 5:20 pm

Don't fall asleep with a belt on. Especially if you move a lot. Taking off a belt that is backwards is not fun.G

The Donmeister · Postby **The Donmeister** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:51 pm

If the water coming out of your tap is orange, now is not a good time to have a shower.6

Fritz · Postby **Fritz** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 2:48 am

It's important to blink when staring at your computer screen, to avoid crustiness.

Fritz · Postby **Fritz** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:26 am

Falling asleep in class ultimately leads to low test scores.

Rooster · Postby **Rooster** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:42 pm

As does eating the test papers...but the warm copier-fresh exam sheets smell sooooo good!

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:59 pm

Gazpacho soup... is served cold!

Foxhound · Postby **Foxhound** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:41 am

When a classmate can shoot dead-on at a rifle range, move away. Quick.!

Rooster · Postby **Rooster** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:02 am

When in trouble, look for the nearest sympathetic nutter to ally with.

Tabris_The_17th · Postby **Tabris_The_17th** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:37 am

A B.A. degree in English will get you nowhere in life.S

Rooster · Postby **Rooster** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:56 am

Never light your own fart. Not even when in the sea.

Tai · Postby **Tai** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:54 am

If you are holding something that's 500F always keep track of where the hot points are

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