I figured I should introduce myself a bit...

[NHJ BV]

I've posted a few posts already, but I thought I'd introduce myself a bit anyway. I got myself an avatar and a signature by now, so I hereby officially say HI. <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Zylo]

Hi. Come, join in the insanity.

[Zaaphod]

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."<br><i>"How do you know I'm mad?"</i><br>"You must be, or else you wouldn't have come."<br><br>Greetings and salutations! <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Muninn]

Welcome NHJ BV.

[Tavis]

Zaaphod, you make circular reasoning seem almost sensible.<br><br>Welcome aboard, NHJ BV! Your luggage will arrive shortly after we finish inspecting it for mattresses.

[Muninn]

Or more importantly, the lack of tags on them.

[Dr. Doog]

actually, most people are totally oblivious to the fact that you only can't if you are a mattress dealer. i've done it with mattresses i bought and don't intendt to sell. uhh... there's no IP log of me, is there?

[Zylo]

It says 'not to be removed except by the consumer.' We're the consumer, are we not? Also, what happens if a person breaks into a mattress store and cuts the tags off, then goes back the nest day and buys one? Can the dealer sell them? Aside from the breaking and entering and vandalism charges, would it be illegal if the person intended to buy them the next day? If I did that, could I hire Mrs. M. Mudd to represent me in court?

[Tavis]

IHateUsernames: Mods can see IP addresses, but you don't have to worry about us turning you in for that since you didn't do anything wrong.<br><br>Ozymandias The Great: Sounds like a tough case.. Fortunately, her daughter has a ten foot pole handy.

[Zaaphod]

...and go get some pockets we can check!

[Burning Sheep Productions]

"Are you confused yet? If not, you might want to consider therapy." - Felix<br><br>Good day, my name is BSP and I will be your surgeon-I mean therapist.<br>Yeah...<br><br>I'm gonna go burn stuff now so see me at five.

[NHJ BV]

<!--QuoteBegin-Burning Sheep Productions+Dec 23 2003, 11:11 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Burning Sheep Productions @ Dec 23 2003, 11:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> "Are you confused yet? If not, you might want to consider therapy." - Felix<br><br>Good day, my name is BSP and I will be your surgeon-I mean therapist.<br>Yeah...<br><br>I'm gonna go burn stuff now so see me at five. <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Burning sheep eh? Thats kind of cruel, not to mention the horrible smell of burning wool... <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

[Zylo]

"Use fire in moderation, for burnt hair stinks something awful." - Llewelyn

[Janusedge]

So, then the moderators will be doing the flaming?<br><br>[edit] Nice to meet you.

[Tavis]

Yes, Janusedge. Well, at least the ones that are still here for the holidays. <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <br><br>Nice meeting you too.