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The commandments they aren't following?

1. I am the Lord thy God. You shall have no other gods before me
2. You shall not make for yourself an idol
3. Do not take the name of the Lord in vain
4. Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy
5. Honor thy father and murder
6. Thou shalt not kill
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery
8. Thou shalt not steal
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness
10. Thou shalt not covet

So, um... which one are they not following? Are they protesting on a Saturday, is that it?

Actually, those are but a few of the hundreds of commandments found in the Bible. 'Commandments' doesn't necessarily mean the famous ten.

The commandments of the Torah in a handy dependency-tree format.

The joke was getting sort of dumb but this makes up for it.