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lugubrious (adj)
mournful, dismal, or gloomy, esp. in an exaggerated or unrelieved manner

Would have been better if she tried to use it as every single part of speech in a desperate attempt to make sense. Regardless, I'm amused.

I wonder if DCS is familiar with this play:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rivals

Not particularly famous today, but this play originated the word "malapropism".

The character of Mrs. Malaprop in the play I mentioned was meant to be that sort of person.