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...pomegranate chewing gum?

Do they... sell that anywhere? Because it sounds delicious.

Millie seems almost disappointed by this turn of events. Why should she be? She just got to sail on a pirate ship. I dunno about you, but I'd be excited to sail on a pirate ship no matter how mundane the reasons are.

I don't know about you, but those florns look real nice.

Eh, I've seen better.

I just think there's something inherently funny about really mundane quests. And pirates. And word "pomegranate."