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"Smoking in the Boys' Room" by Motley Crue:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qwlMILW ... re=related

I always loved the 2nd panel of this.

Until today, I have never looked at the second panel closely enough to notice she was sticking her tongue out. Huh.

I did always wonder this about cigarettes. If you get sick the first time you smoke it, how on earth did the first person who ever decided to dry it out, light it on fire and suck on it, and then got sick as a result, decide to keep doing it?

Back then men were real men and women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

I didn't get sick the first time I smoked.

Millie's doing a "I'm cooler than you" pose in the last panel.

Smoking really does make you cooler. I mean, just look at Avery there. Certifiable badass.

Millie's doing a "I'm cooler than you" pose in the last panel.

Being the only person in the strip who didn't vomit in the last minute sort of grants you that right.

That reminds me of in science class when the teacher had to leave for something some of the cool kids started chugging water from the tap and trying to puke out the second story window onto people passing by.

Avery actually does look kind of cool here. He's like, "Yeah, I just vomited. So what."

Avery actually does look kind of cool here. He's like, "Yeah, I just vomited. So what."

Somebody give that kid a Tab, because that's the only possible way he could get cooler.

Avery actually does look kind of cool here. He's like, "Yeah, I just vomited. So what."

Somebody give that kid a Tab, because that's the only possible way he could get cooler.

I thought Tab was supposed to be a girlie soda?

I thought Tab was supposed to be a girlie soda?