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And Ozy's so... so happy about his adoptive father's misfortune.

...he's kind of a jerk, isn't he?

Schadenfreude. Even Ozy is allowed to enjoy it.

Sometimes I like to have Llewellyn say things just because they're funny in his font.

Why do you assume he's enjoying it because his dad is in discomfort/disabled? Couldn't he just be amused by the funny things it's causing Lewellyn to do?

Having fun at the expense of somebody on Novocain is about the least mean way to have fun at somebody's expense. Anybody who thinks thats too mean needs to move back to Care Bear Land.