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This seems so... so very forced. Millie's inevitable attempt is cute, but the setup...

There's an old Herman cartoon where an old lady in a restaurant shouts, "Waiter! There's a revolting four-letter word in my alphabet soup!"

The cute part is how this scientific endeavor has to take place on the floor.

I think mostly only college students who have been ingesting various substances make arguments like this, but still, it got me to the punch line.

Philosophy majors?

DCS is right on, although in my experience it typically ended up with people shouting about communism

I think mostly only college students who have been ingesting various substances make arguments like this, but still, it got me to the punch line.

Philosophy majors?

Philosophy majors definitely aren't the only college students who ingest various substances, but they're certainly the only ones who can then go on to make arguments likes that.

Actually I knew a history major who once ingested various substances and then proclaimed he was Jesus and that everyone in the room was his disciples. He wouldn't let me be Judas though.