Define Cynical Fan Forums

Ozy is surprisingly vindictive here given his usual personality.

Everyone is against litigiousness in the abstract (except maybe lawyers). The best refutation possible, though, is to point out genuine instances in which people inarguably deserved to have their buns sued off.

Spell check asked if I meant inarguable or unarguably there.

Way too much dialogue here. The point could've been gotten across with less:

Ozy (panel 2): I hope he doesn't countersue. It's been known to happen.

Millie (panel 3): The principal says your getting beat up is normal and helps you become a man.

See, same thing but less words.

But without the hilarious image of Ozy dressed up as babby Spice. Which, given his tendency to end up in skirts, might have been something he would have done by himself.

Yeah, true that.

I imagine Ozy is the one who gives Jeremy the idea to dress him up as a woman, like he says "You act tough but I bet you aren't tough enough to make me wear these panties and kills you" and then Jeremy and I make out all night long.