Wednesday, December 23, 1998: Implausibility

[NonsenseWords]

[Bocaj Claw]

Its funny because relative can refer to family.

Also, hey, what species would O&M Santa be?

I don't remember ever believing in Santa. For that matter, O&M are themselves a bit too old even to be debating the question (they're supposed to be eight here), but I suppose the joke demanded otherwise.

Eight is too old to believe in Santa? What?

[Tom_Radigan]

I believe in Santa, but he doesn't bring me anything.

[NonsenseWords]

Forty-year olds still believe in Santa. I don't see what's wrong with that.

I guess DCS never read "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus".

[Bocaj Claw]

Only a mustache as epic as Francis Pharcellus' could restore faith and hope to a lost little girl.