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I read this title as 'raw carnage' and was severely disappointed by the results.

This is a cute strip, though. Dunno why she thinks a chicken leg is going to save her from a ravenous monster. Maybe she's planning on feeding it?

(I know it's a baseball bat.)

Because she couldn't hurt a fly with a regular-size baseball bat; it would be too big and heavy for her to wield effectively. Something smaller would be useful to her though. Maybe it's a frozen chicken leg?

... I think that's the same bat Ozy was holding. I don't know why you can't see it until the final panel.

She stole his bat! The cad!