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Heh.

I never played with dolls, myself; I had a couple, presents from other relatives, but I usually played with action figures or LEGOs when I was little. And these little plastic animal figures that constantly waged war over a castle. (I even took scissors to them and clipped off limbs to mimic battle wounds.) Never saw the appeal of dolls.

they're getting taller and taller each panel!

I usually played with action figures

This is what dolls are called for boys.

That protest appears to be very disorganized. Is it a peace protest or women's rights?

Perhaps it's a counter-protest to block out the Westboro Baptist Church dolls.

This reminds me of an old Non Sequitir comic strip where the caption is "Spot the future lawyer", and the father walks into her daughter's bedroom and shouts, "Put those arms and legs back on those dolls!"