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And so Show and Tell carries on...

I have this odd feeling that this one also has its basis in a Calvin and Hobbes strip; I can almost remember it, but not quite.

I hate to admit it, but I like Ozy's punchline.

This irks me a little as just "Fully fortified carbonated energy drink" doesn't sound like something a kid would say nor would the advertising that was aimed at ... well pretty much anyone.

I once said, "Drink Diet Coke, or else you suck" out loud. Ah, this comic brings back memories.

I once said, "Drink Diet Coke, or else you suck" out loud. Ah, this comic brings back memories.

never did such stuff... Products dont make you cool, the way you are makes you cool...

or airconditioner...

This irks me a little as just "Fully fortified carbonated energy drink" doesn't sound like something a kid would say nor would the advertising that was aimed at ... well pretty much anyone.

It reminds me of an infomercial, or when some guy is standing at a table in the mall with a microphone selling knives. I like it. Soda might not use that phrase, but it does sound like the sort of thing a marketing team would come up with that sounds like something if you're not paying attention but really doesn't mean anything.

When I went to DeVry Institute of Technology to study to be an electronic technician, we had a class where people were supposed to give presentations on various subjects. One of my classmates promoted the auto repair shop he worked at.

Shit, now I really want a soda.