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I wonder what the book Millie is using to swear people in? I don't think a Bible is quite what she'd use.

<i>The Tao of Pooh</i>?

An O&M book? (Book 2's inside cover title shows Millie reading: OZY & MILLIE BOOK II!)

Uh-oh! I'd better guess quick before Mr. Simpson gives the answer <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>uhh...<br><br><br>...<br><br><br>...<br><br><br>...<br><br><br>(this could take awhile, folks.)<br><br>...BOOK!

*takes a look* Good lord, that's a printout of my first fanfiction! All 162 pages of it! Who knew?<br><br>(Just kidding!)

Wel, maybe it's the longest book Millie has ever read: "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix." <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo-->

It occurs to me that in O&M, phoenixes (phoenices?) might have their existence readily verified. I mean, surely dragons aren't the only legendary creatures around?

Maybe Phoneixi are those amway cultists we talked about earlier?

<!--QuoteBegin-Henohenomoheji+Apr 16 2005, 06:57 AM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Henohenomoheji @ Apr 16 2005, 06:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Maybe Phoneixi are those amway cultists we talked about earlier? <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>THAT would explain a LOT!

<!--QuoteBegin-dcsimpson+Apr 15 2005, 02:39 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (dcsimpson @ Apr 15 2005, 02:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Wel, maybe it's the longest book Millie has ever read: "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix." <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> <a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2003/om20030623.html' target='_blank'>870 pages.....</a>

Wow 870 pagesin a night. I dont think I could read that much in a week

<!--QuoteBegin-Holyman83+Apr 16 2005, 10:00 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Holyman83 @ Apr 16 2005, 10:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Wow 870 pagesin a night. I dont think I could read that much in a week <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> most I've read in 24 hours is 270 pages.....(minus 8 hours for sleep)

<!--QuoteBegin-Holyman83+Apr 17 2005, 12:00 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Holyman83 @ Apr 17 2005, 12:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Wow 870 pagesin a night. I dont think I could read that much in a week <!--QuoteEnd--> </td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br> Depends on the book, font size, etc. I know I've read through some rather big books in just a few days, just because I couldn't put it away and had nothing better to do <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->

I read a harry potter book in one night during summer break once. can't remember which one it was though.