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Posted: **Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:02 pm**

Hello, my name is Nigel, I come from Vietnam, I wish to settle some differences I have had in past with you. I bring revenge in form of domain renewal. You will all suffer wrath, please bring cake.

It is time to renew your domain name www.definecynical.net

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Posted: **Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:14 pm**

Posted: **Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:15 pm**

Your right Tai, that does mean we've been at definecynical.net for a year and we should have a party!

Posted: **Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:21 pm**

It's okay hacker vietnam, we forgive you, you can come to the party.

Posted: **Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:15 pm**

PARTAY

I TOLD you hakrvietnam was all a ploy to change administration.

Posted: **Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:54 am**

JOINZ TEH PARTAY!

Posted: **Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:17 am**

Where's the cake again?

Posted: **Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:11 am**

Where's the cake again?

Try the faucet

Posted: **Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:48 am**

A vietnamese hacker named Nigel? Am I the only one who finds this unlikely. Clearly, he's one of those thrice-damned antarcticans instead.

Posted: **Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:54 pm**

"Nigel" could be an anglicization of "Nguyen."

Posted: **Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:10 pm**

"Nigel" could be an anglicization of "Nguyen."

Which is odd, since "Nguyen" is actually pronounced "win."

(You can learn a lot by reading "Frazz"!)

Posted: **Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:51 pm**

I thought it was more "Nwin." But I was closer than the "Nee-yoo-ghen" from Good Morning Vietnam.

Posted: **Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:39 pm**

I was actually aiming more for 'ngu-yen', with the ng being one sound, like it often is in English (i.e. like in 'king').

Posted: **Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:44 am**

. . . . .

Posted: **Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:47 am**

I think it's "Win". There's a pro poker player named Scotty Nguyen, and a guy called him "win" in a TV interview, and he seems like the sort of dude who would have corrected that type of mistake.