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Posted: **Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:34 pm**

http://news.aol.com/entertainment/movie ... ere/106365

(July 29) -- Who knew it'd take all this time for Paris Hilton's true genius to be revealed?
A clip of the much-anticipated (by us, at least) 'Repo! The Genetic Opera' shows Paris in full song-and-lapdance mode, giving the world a glimpse of the 'Battlefield Earth'-meets-'Rent' musical. What's it all about? Our brief summary: It's a modern day retrospective on drug abuse, poverty, medical insurance and assless pants.

Hilton, deeply immersed in her Amber Sweet role, is apparently "addicted to the knife" and graciously receives a shot of "zydrate" -- the drug of choice in that neighborhood -- in her groin.
"Sometimes I wonder why I need you at all," she sings. Ditto, Paris. Ditto.

If that worthless pikachu wins an Oscar, I'm going to start shooting random people.

Posted: **Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:16 pm**

This has to be a joke. Every single word in that article screams "parody." I'd bet money some intern found that on The Onion and copypasted it without knowing what The Onion is. It's happened before!

Posted: **Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:25 pm**

What is the world coming too!?!?!?

Posted: **Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:30 pm**

I hope she wins. That'll learn those film snobs.

Posted: **Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:39 pm**

I know someone IRL who is very like rabid_fox, in both visage and language. This frightens me the more apparent it becomes.

Posted: **Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:54 pm**

I apologise for my cloned selves. If you wish to remove him from your life, pour salt in his eyes. It's the only way to kill them.

I never leave home without some Spar-brand table salt hidden in one of my molars which I had a dentist hollow out for the very purpose.

Posted: **Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:24 pm**

"I could get a statue of a naked swordsman? That's hot."

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The Paris Hilton Oscar Push Begins Here

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