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Postby Angstwolf » Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:26 am

Source: http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/s ... 21,00.html
GAZA CITY: A militant Mickey Mouse lookalike ``killed'' in a Jewish conspiracy has been replaced on a Palestinian children's show - by a martydom-praising bee.

Children's show Tomorrow's Pioneers, which airs on the Hamas-affiliated al-Aqsa channel, was canned late last month after drawing stinging criticism over its central character Farfour.

The black-and-white mouse had urged Palestinian children in his high-pitched voice to fight against Israel.

In the final episode late last month, Farfour was beaten to death by an actor posing as an Israeli trying to buy his land.

"Farfour was martyred while defending his land,'' teen presenter Sara said.
Now the show is back, minus Farfour, but with the same propaganda, this time a six-foot tall bee called Nahoul - the mouse's "cousin''.

"I want to continued in the path of Farfour - the path of Islam, of heroism, of martyrdom, and of the mujahideen,'' the bee tells child host Saraa.

"We will take revenge upon the enemies of Allah, the killer of the prophets and of the innocent children, until we liberate Al-Aqsa from their impurity. We place our trust in Allah.

"Welcome, Nahoul,'' Saraa says.
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Postby Bocaj Claw » Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:32 am

O____O

OHMIGOD! Palestinian children shows promote bee-mice crossbreeding!
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Postby Caoimhin » Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:35 am

O____O

OHMIGOD! Palestinian children shows promote bee-mice crossbreeding!
Exactly.

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Postby Loeln » Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:17 pm

"We will take revenge upon the enemies of Allah, the killer of the prophets and of the innocent children"

Including themselves, yeah?

'Course not.
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Postby Lig » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:06 pm

Smell that kids. Whats what we Americans call Bull Shit. They say that cuz they wanna sound meaningful and want you to someday strap a bomb to your chest. Hey who knows maybe they'll ask you tomartow. Oh I'm sure they just forgot to tell you you'll blow up with it. And I'm sure they just forgot that they've killed lots of inoccent men, women and children too. So remember kids. If the show has this smell it's Bull Shit. Can you say that kids?....... I knew you could!
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Postby Comrade K » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:46 pm

I actually laughed at this. Great, I'm not even 20 and I'm already cynical enough to resign myself to laughing, is there something wrong with that?

I wonder if this channel is affiliated with Rupert Murdoch. They seem to share that Bullshit smell.

Heh, the first time I spelled share "sare".
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Postby Zaaphod » Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:30 am

I actually laughed at this. Great, I'm not even 20 and I'm already cynical enough to resign myself to laughing, is there something wrong with that?

I wonder if this channel is affiliated with Rupert Murdoch. They seem to sare that Bullshit smell.
I wouldn't be surprised if that fool Murdoch actually owned that channel.
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Postby Arloest » Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:38 pm

This is the worst episode of the Mickey Mouse club ever!
Who sleeps shall awake, greeting the shadows from the sun
Who sleeps shall awake, looking through the window of our lives
Waiting for the moment to arrive...
Show us the silence in the rise,
So that we may someday understand...

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Postby superFRO! » Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:46 pm

It's like that house of mouse episode where Mickey mouse gets loaded on cannabis!

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Postby Gecko » Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:26 am

I actually laughed at this. Great, I'm not even 20 and I'm already cynical enough to resign myself to laughing, is there something wrong with that?

I wonder if this channel is affiliated with Rupert Murdoch. They seem to share that Bullshit smell.

Heh, the first time I spelled share "sare".
I'm 14 and I cracked up at it... >_>
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Postby Muninn » Sat Jul 21, 2007 12:50 pm

They say that cuz they wanna sound meaningful and want you to someday strap a bomb to your chest. Hey who knows maybe they'll ask you tomartow. Oh I'm sure they just forgot to tell you you'll blow up with it. And I'm sure they just forgot that they've killed lots of inoccent men, women and children too.
No, see, if they kill themselves for the cause of their mentors they'll be hailed as martyrs in the afterlife - A reasoning which no doubt helped many a religious leader from any number of religions throughout the ages to coax others into a frenzied fear of how to dictate their earthly lives so that their god will judge them favourably.

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Postby Svix » Sat Jul 21, 2007 9:15 pm

This is absurd, but Israel isn't exactly a beacon of freedom and equality.

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Postby Loeln » Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:08 am

This is absurd, but Israel isn't exactly a beacon of freedom and equality.
Better beacon than Hamas.
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Postby Comrade K » Sun Jul 22, 2007 2:45 am

This is absurd, but Israel isn't exactly a beacon of freedom and equality.
Better beacon than Hamas.
I think the BUT was the pivotal word in that sentence. Ah well, as long as Israel keeps letting itself get provoked, there'll be clashes.
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Postby Rooster » Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:43 pm

Meh, the whole region can go screw itself as far as I'm concerned. As soon as I feel any sympathy for either side, they go and blow up children in a school or some rubbish. Bah.


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