Postby Miles E Traysandor » Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:43 pm
Americans are getting clumsier -- maybe. A 38 percent increase in serious head injuries from 2001 to 2004 has statisticians puzzled. In 2004, more than 200,000 people were treated for traumatic brain injuries; 40 percent of these were caused by falls. And nobody knows why. So, maybe think twice before climbing that ladder -- statisticians are coming to get you.

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