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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:36 pm
by Llewthepoet
I'm not sure to qualify that as a cure.
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 1:46 am
by Bocaj Claw
Don't be skeptical guys and/or girls. Immense doses of radiation can cure any ill... except for death.
On the other hand, I'm sure that death is a conspiracy wrought by the Men in Mauve.
Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:09 pm
by Muninn
Immense doses of radiation will give you superpowers.
And cooties.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:37 am
by Rooster
I went to Sellafield once, and now I glow in the dark.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:49 am
by Tum0spoo
The title of this cracks me up.
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 5:03 am
by Bocaj Claw
The title of this cracks me up.
No worries, citizen! Iran has just perfected a new treatment for that. Do you want the plutonium or the uranium flavor?
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 3:28 am
by The Donmeister
Technically it's a cure, as it's not the AIDS that kills you.
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:05 am
by Richard K Niner
So? The AIDS doesn't kill you anyways; it's the cold virus.
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:22 am
by The Donmeister
Well then everyone should stop worrying about AIDS and do something about the real killer - colds.
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 6:59 pm
by Rooster
I used a service station bathroom once, and now I have super-AIDS.
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:05 pm
by Bocaj Claw
Does that give you the power to jump tall buildings in a single bound and die faster than a speeding bullet?k
Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 10:31 pm
by Tom Flapwell
Is it anything like the disease in Princess Mononoke that gives you demonic powers as it spreads across your skin and slowly kills you?C
Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:22 pm
by Bocaj Claw
Is it anything like the disease in Princess Mononoke that gives you demonic powers as it spreads across your skin and slowly kills you?
No. That one was actually a mutant version of the bird flu.2
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 1:59 am
by Luke B.
Meh.
Iran cures AIDS with a bullet. Or stoning. Or beheading.
Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:37 pm
by Disco Inferno
In Iran the cure for aids is execution for having sex out of wedlock