Iran "Cures Aids", World Calls Bull.

[Llewthepoet]

I'm not sure to qualify that as a cure.

[Bocaj Claw]

Don't be skeptical guys and/or girls. Immense doses of radiation can cure any ill... except for death.

On the other hand, I'm sure that death is a conspiracy wrought by the Men in Mauve.

[Muninn]

Immense doses of radiation will give you superpowers.

And cooties.

[Rooster]

I went to Sellafield once, and now I glow in the dark.

[Tum0spoo]

The title of this cracks me up.

[Bocaj Claw]

The title of this cracks me up.

No worries, citizen! Iran has just perfected a new treatment for that. Do you want the plutonium or the uranium flavor?

[The Donmeister]

Technically it's a cure, as it's not the AIDS that kills you.

[Richard K Niner]

So? The AIDS doesn't kill you anyways; it's the cold virus.

[The Donmeister]

Well then everyone should stop worrying about AIDS and do something about the real killer - colds.

[Rooster]

I used a service station bathroom once, and now I have super-AIDS.

[Bocaj Claw]

Does that give you the power to jump tall buildings in a single bound and die faster than a speeding bullet?k

[Tom Flapwell]

Is it anything like the disease in Princess Mononoke that gives you demonic powers as it spreads across your skin and slowly kills you?C

[Bocaj Claw]

Is it anything like the disease in Princess Mononoke that gives you demonic powers as it spreads across your skin and slowly kills you?

No. That one was actually a mutant version of the bird flu.2

[Luke B.]

Meh.

Iran cures AIDS with a bullet. Or stoning. Or beheading.

[Disco Inferno]

In Iran the cure for aids is execution for having sex out of wedlock