"It was a dark and stormy night..."
Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:40 am
The winner of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest has been picked! What's that, you ask? Merely a contest where people try to write the worst sentence imaginable. This year's winner is a doozy:
Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean.
Jim Guigli
Carmichael, CA
. good thing I'm not crazy!