The inventor of instant ramen died :(

[_SeHT]

Just 400 Liverpudlians weeing into a large vat.

Who knows, maybe you could be drinking Paul McCartney's piss?

Wouldn't be surprised, given the water cycle and the British water purification system...

As to ramen-san himself, I'm expecting the next few hundred thousand packets his company makes to have just that extra little bit of umame...

[Rooster]

Our water is some of the best and cleanest in the world, how dare you imply that we're using things to corrupt people's bodily fluids!-

[Weremensh]

What the hell is Ramen?

Since you never quite got the answer to this...

Ramen are wheat noodles that are deep fat fried for a minute or two in order to 'cook' them. Once that's done, it only takes them a couple of minutes to hydrate when put in boiling water (or even just moderately hot water); and then they're ready to eat.

And yes, they do have more calories from fat than carbohydrates in a given serving.

[Muninn]

Weremensh, it's nice that you're willing to help but in future please don't bump old topics. A PM to Rooster would have sufficed.

[Weremensh]

Ok, I'll be good...