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Postby Tom Flapwell » Thu May 10, 2007 2:25 pm

Food Not 'Wedding-y' Enough for Couple
A wedding party fled from a restaurant in Austria over the weekend without paying for their feast. The group, consisting of the newlyweds and about 30 guests, suddenly got up before dessert and left. On Tuesday, authorities succeeded in tracking down the happy couple, who claimed the food and atmosphere had not been to their liking. For the innkeeper, that's hard to believe: The group scarfed up plates of Wiener schnitzel and pork roast before taking off.
Never underestimate the power of a**holes in large groups. :x
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Postby The Donmeister » Fri May 11, 2007 9:02 am

I can't believe they made it out. But jeez, that would have been funny to see.

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Postby Tom Flapwell » Fri May 11, 2007 4:20 pm

Fish Story
Two women who gained minor notoriety (like an appearance on David Letterman's show) for a tale of a lost goldfish reunited with its owner, turned out to be lying, the Fresno Bee reported. The Bee had run the original story, in which Lori Igasan placed a classified ad looking for the owner of a fish she found on her lawn and was claimed by Bernadette Planting. Turns out the two were friends and had planned the whole thing.
I don't relate to people who lie for such trivial causes. But what struck me funny about this story is the name Planting.
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Postby The Donmeister » Sun May 13, 2007 2:30 am

Fish Story
...the owner of a fish she found on her lawn...
And people believed them??

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Postby Tom Flapwell » Tue May 15, 2007 2:27 pm

If you thought the appropriateness of Planting was bad...
Mr. Grassweed Next Door Starts to Worry
Deputies in Hudson, Fla., have shut down a marijuana grow house, seizing 94 pot plants and arresting the resident, 31-year-old Jason Robert Stoner, WTSP in Tampa reported. Police said Stoner admitted to cultivating marijuana in his home -- beginning last January. The plants ranged from 3 to 4 feet tall. Deputies also found and confiscated grow lights, fans and rolling papers. Stoner, a self-employed handyman, was released on $3,500 bail.
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Postby Zaaphod » Tue May 15, 2007 8:13 pm

The guy's name is actually Stoner? Heh, how amusingly appropriate.
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Postby osprey » Wed May 16, 2007 9:22 am

If you thought the appropriateness of Planting was bad...
Mr. Grassweed Next Door Starts to Worry
Deputies in Hudson, Fla., have shut down a marijuana grow house, seizing 94 pot plants and arresting the resident, 31-year-old Jason Robert Stoner, WTSP in Tampa reported. Police said Stoner admitted to cultivating marijuana in his home -- beginning last January. The plants ranged from 3 to 4 feet tall. Deputies also found and confiscated grow lights, fans and rolling papers. Stoner, a self-employed handyman, was released on $3,500 bail.
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Postby VisibilityMissing » Wed May 16, 2007 12:53 pm

The bank didn't play this up as a feature?
May 15, 5:35 PM EDT

Spanish Home-Buyer Finds Mummified Body

By DANIEL WOOLLS


MADRID, Spain (AP) -- A man making his first visit to a home he bought in a foreclosure auction found the former owner's mummified body sitting on the living room couch, police said Tuesday.

Coroners estimate the woman's remains had been there since 2001, when she stopped making payments on the residence in the coastal town of Roses in Spain's northeast Catalonia region.

The body mummified instead of rotting partly because of the salty seaside air in Roses, a Catalan regional police official said, speaking on customary condition of anonymity.

The woman, in her mid-50s, was estranged from her children in Madrid, and no one had reported her missing. She was not identified by officials.

Police said her death also went undetected because her ground-level apartment is in an area of vacation homes with a high turnover of travelers.

Roses Mayor Carles Paramo told the newspaper El Mundo it was normal that no one missed the woman because in housing developments like this one "people are not minding other people's business."

But authorities were surprised that bank officials who sold the residence after the foreclosure never bothered to examine it, the police official said.

Buyer Jordi Giro acquired the home last week. He visited it Saturday because a fire in the same building had forced the evacuation of some residents and he wanted to check for damage.
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Postby CodeCat » Wed May 16, 2007 5:51 pm

Heh, I read that in the paper earlier.
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Postby VisibilityMissing » Mon May 21, 2007 9:17 pm

Well, that would be a good way to get teenagers to read it . . .
Bible spared "indecent" classification

Fri May 18, 8:27 AM ET

HONG KONG (Reuters) - Hong Kong's media regulator has rejected calls to reclassify the Bible as an indecent publication following more than 2,000 complaints about its sexual and violent content, including rape and incest.

"The Bible is a religious text which is part of civilization. It has been passed from generation to generation," Hong Kong's Television and Licensing Authority (TELA) said in a statement issued late Thursday.

It said it would not submit the Bible to the Obscene Articles Tribunal for classification.

The regulator received 2,041 complaints against the Bible this week, following an uproar over a sex column in a student magazine that was classified as "indecent" by authorities for asking if readers had ever fantasized about incest or bestiality.

A Web site launched soon afterwards campaigned to have the Bible similarly classified, citing passages with sexual and violent content it claimed went beyond that of the sex column.

But TELA said in its statement the Bible "had not violated standards of morality, decency and propriety generally accepted by reasonable members of the community."

Publications classified as indecent in Hong Kong can only be bought by people aged over 18 and must be sealed in a wrapper with a statutory warning notice
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Tue May 22, 2007 3:35 pm

You know our catchphrase....
Buzz for the Cure
A swarm of honeybees temporarily disrupted a fundraising event, but no one reported being stung. Authorities evacuated a field in Ligonier, Ind., on Saturday after about 3,000 bees emerged from the woods around the West Noble High School football field, where 700 people were participating in a walk for the American Cancer Society. The bees landed on a large umbrella shading the campsite of one of the more-than 60 teams. A local beekeeper used a smoke machine to calm the bees and coax them into a beehive.
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Postby BladeRaptor » Fri May 25, 2007 6:04 pm

Here's a story for you:

Child Ruins Monks' Intricate Sand Design
Child Ruins Monks' Intricate Sand Design
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KANSAS CITY, Mo. (May 24) - The little boy spotted the pretty pile of colored sand on the floor of the vast hall and couldn't resist. Slipping under a protective rope, he danced all over the sand, ruining the carefully crafted picture.

Never mind that it was the creation of eight Tibetan monks who had spent two days cross-legged on the floor of Union Station, meticulously pouring the sand into an intricate design as an expression of their Buddhist faith.

They were more than halfway done with the design - called a mandala - on Tuesday when they ended their work for the day and left. The little boy showed up sometime later with his mother, who was taking a package to a post office in the hall.

"He did a little tap dance on it, completely destroying it," said Lama Chuck Stanford, of the Rime Buddhist Center in Kansas City.

A security tape shows the boy's mother returning to the mandala, grabbing her son by the arm and walking out of camera range.

The monks saw the destruction Wednesday.

"No problem," Geshe Lobsang Sumdup, leader of the group from the Drepung Gomang Monastery in southern India, said through a translator. "We didn't get despondent. We have three days more. So we will have to work harder."

The monks are on a yearlong tour of the United States and Canada to raise money for their monastery. The original monastery in Tibet was destroyed.

In a ceremony Saturday, they will sweep up the sand and offer bits to onlookers for their gardens. The rest will be placed in the Missouri River.

"The belief is that it will carry the blessings all over the planet, from the Missouri River to the Mississippi to the gulf and to all the oceans of the world," Stanford said.
There's pictures and a short video on the page where I found this. Makes me glad I don't have kids.

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Postby Tom Flapwell » Fri May 25, 2007 6:46 pm

Sheesh. If you're making something that important and fragile, you shouldn't make it so easy to sabotage. Little kids aren't the only cause for alarm, either. Good thing monks are known for their patience.
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Postby VisibilityMissing » Fri May 25, 2007 7:19 pm

Somehow, I think this would be counterproductive to a career in crime . . .
May 24, 7:24 PM EDT

Alleged Robber Asks Teller to Call Cops

STEPHENVILLE, Texas (AP) -- After demanding money, an alleged bank robber apparently had second thoughts because he asked the teller to call police and said he would be waiting outside on the curb, authorities said.

When Philip Stuart Martin, 45, was arrested Wednesday outside First Financial Branch Bank, he had no weapons, was not physically or verbally abusive and appeared sober, said police Capt. Jason King.

Martin apparently had walked to the bank and did not have a car, King said.

Martin was charged with robbery and remained in the Erath County Jail in lieu of $30,000 bond Thursday.

Police have talked to Martin but are still trying to figure out why he asked the teller to call authorities, King said.

"This was a very unusual, non-typical situation," King said.

King wouldn't say how much money was taken.

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Information from: Stephenville Empire Tribune, http://www.empiretribune.com
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Postby VisibilityMissing » Sat May 26, 2007 9:58 pm

It's all about the bees, you know . . .
Swarm of Bees Turns Back British Plane

By Associated Press
Published May 26, 2007, 8:30 AM CDT

LONDON -- A thick cloud of bees was sucked into the engine of a passenger plane en route to Portugal, forcing the airline to abandon the trip and grounding passengers for 11 hours, a company executive said Saturday.

David Skillicorn, managing director of Palmair, said the swarm was spotted off Britain's Bournemouth coast shortly before the Boeing 737 left on Thursday. "Some witnesses claimed there were around 20,000 bees," he said.

"The pilot experienced an engine surge about an hour into the flight," Skillicorn said. "He returned to Bournemouth and we found what appeared to be a large number of bees smeared inside the engine."

Around 200 passengers were delayed while the company carried out repairs and eventually replaced the aircraft, Skillicorn said.


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