Riddle Minute

[Hyperion]

For some reason, my mind came up with this immature riddle the other day:

A boy and a girl were walking in the woods. The boy stopped to urinate on a poison ivy patch. There was nothing special about this patch, and the girl had never objected to him doing this before. Why did she object this time?

The girl objected because this was the first time the boy had decided to do so, and thus the girl never needed to object to it before?

[LewisTheTank]

For some reason, my mind came up with this immature riddle the other day:

A boy and a girl were walking in the woods. The boy stopped to urinate on a poison ivy patch. There was nothing special about this patch, and the girl had never objected to him doing this before. Why did she object this time?

The girl objected because this was the first time the boy had decided to do so, and thus the girl never needed to object to it before?

Sounds good to me...
**snickers**
...Let's hope it's correct!

[Segovia]

After watching batman, I've created my own nickname!
I am the Riddler. Hear me roar!

[Tom Flapwell]

For some reason, my mind came up with this immature riddle the other day:

A boy and a girl were walking in the woods. The boy stopped to urinate on a poison ivy patch. There was nothing special about this patch, and the girl had never objected to him doing this before. Why did she object this time?

The girl objected because this was the first time the boy had decided to do so, and thus the girl never needed to object to it before?

A logical thought, which means that I must amend the riddle to include the proviso that she had indeed seen him do it before.

And Jonathan, your answer wouldn't make much sense. There's plenty of space in the woods.

[MuffinSticks]

Is it because he recently contracted a bladder infection and it creeps her out when he screams in agony?

[LewisTheTank]

For some reason, my mind came up with this immature riddle the other day:

A boy and a girl were walking in the woods. The boy stopped to urinate on a poison ivy patch. There was nothing special about this patch, and the girl had never objected to him doing this before. Why did she object this time?

The girl objected because this was the first time the boy had decided to do so, and thus the girl never needed to object to it before?

A logical thought, which means that I must amend the riddle to include the proviso that she had indeed seen him do it before.

And Jonathan, your answer wouldn't make much sense. There's plenty of space in the woods.

Ok, how about the fact he was well endowed, and he was dangerously close to touching said poisonous plant?

[Dr. Sticks]

that, or the girl was walking behind him and he stopped right in front of her.
it's unlikely that the answer is "he was about to pee on her" because she could have simply moved

[Tom Flapwell]

I'd better say the answer before anyone comes up with something worse:

They were playing "Follow the Leader."

[LewisTheTank]

I'd better say the answer before anyone comes up with something worse:

They were playing "Follow the Leader."

[LewisTheTank]

Try this one:

"Glass you see, yet you hardly notice. Time and time again my life gets turned upside down, yet I never falter. Moment by moment my top gets more attention than my bottom, yet it is the bottom of me you count on the most."

What am I?

[lastwyvern]

hourglass. obviously.

[LewisTheTank]

hourglass. obviously.

Yeah, duh huh?
LOL

[Segovia]

OK I'm back after doing some research on riddles and came up with the hardest riddles I could find.

What other letter belongs in the following series and why?

B C D E I K O X

[osprey]

H.

[Segovia]

Dang. I'll give you credit since you only answered half of the riddle.

Anyway here is the next.

There is a seven letter word in the english language that contains ten words without rearranging any of the letters. What is the word?