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Segovia
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Postby Segovia » Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:36 am

smash your head through the screen.

How do I get people to stop telling me to play "Ohio" on my tuba? (I will not stop playing th tuba)
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Postby MuffinSticks » Sat Nov 15, 2008 4:50 am

(I tried smashing my screen with my head but I ended up crushing my skull and leaving my monitor unscathed.)
Tell them you can't because that's a tuba song and you only
play the SUSAPHONE.

How do I fix my skull?
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<Muninn> Too furry for saneville, too girly for boystown
see, how far raine dog got placed in the background? take that you blue bitch
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Postby Segovia » Sat Nov 15, 2008 10:50 pm

Tried it. Didn't work. Sorry for my iaconicness. (I'm not sure if I used that word correctly)

As for your question, well I'm not much of a surgeon but I heard that Gorilla Glue works wonders.

How do I convience someone to look down their shirt and spell "Attic?"
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Hyperion
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Postby Hyperion » Tue Dec 09, 2008 12:33 am

With the amazing power of drugs.

How do I pass school without doing any work?
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Tom Flapwell
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Postby Tom Flapwell » Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:22 pm

Sit in a wheelchair and ask someone to push you past the school.

How do I weigh smoke?
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MuffinSticks
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Postby MuffinSticks » Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:43 pm

Dissolve it in water and mesaure the difference in the water weight, or send it to jupiter so it condenses then put it in a glad bag and bring it back to earth and put it on a scale. Yeah and you have to vaccuum seal the bag before you take it off jupiter or the low atmospheric prssure and gravity on earth will cause it to evaporate.

How do I get the stoners in my english class to stfu?
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<Muninn> Too furry for saneville, too girly for boystown
see, how far raine dog got placed in the background? take that you blue bitch
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Postby Segovia » Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:31 am

Convince them that reading will get them high on information.

How do I get girls to stop flirting with me?
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Postby gforce422 » Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:56 am

Flirt back. Then they will fight over who gets to date you. Or just smile and wave.

How do I learn to fly?
gforce422 is awesome because:
-He made the absolute nicest comments about me in the other topic. I didn't respond to them yet, because I suck, but they are greatly appreciated! =D
-I would say he would also be a good runner up as one of the nicest people alive.
-He joined the IRC sometimes. But not enough, I say! Chat moar =D
-He is evidently only 18 year old but he could easily pass for 25. =D
-He is a drummer like *I* am and this in itself is cool.
Astro> gforce's smiles can cure cancer in kittens
Astro> the happiness radiating from your person is enough to solve tensor calculus
<mib_4do271>everything you touch explodes in pillows of happiness
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Postby Segovia » Tue Dec 30, 2008 4:59 am

Go to pilot school

How do I get my brother to stop acting so crazy?
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Hyperion
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Postby Hyperion » Tue Dec 30, 2008 6:35 am

With sedatives.

How do I conquer the Caribbean?
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Chris
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Postby Chris » Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:03 am

Build a fleet of German Bismarck battleships.

How do i post?
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Postby Segovia » Thu Jan 01, 2009 12:26 am

Get someone else to do it.

How do I draw trees?
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Postby MuffinSticks » Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:16 am

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It isn't complicated dude.

How do I convince myself t stop playing video games all day and get some homework done?
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<Muninn> Too furry for saneville, too girly for boystown
see, how far raine dog got placed in the background? take that you blue bitch
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A dude named Vince
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Postby A dude named Vince » Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:33 am

Get your closest friend or someone you trust to knock you out, steal your computer, and not give it back until you do your homework.


How can I be sure my PS2 emulator will work?
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Postby Archaemic » Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:41 am

It won't. PS2 emulators aren't very good yet.

How do I enslave the entire human race?
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