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Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 4:52 am
by Henohenomoheji
okay, the object of this is to come up with a pun on whatever the person above you said. example: If I said "my computer screen is red" you could say:<br>"don't use such colorful language"<br>and the next person would come up with a language pun.<br><br>
Posted: Sat Apr 17, 2004 11:52 am
by Burning Sheep Productions
Okay I'll start with "The band was banned."
Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2004 5:09 pm
by Doctor Fred
I heard that Dave Mathew's banned.
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 1:42 am
by Burning Sheep Productions
Oh look, a herd of sheep!
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 8:26 pm
by Tavis
<i>Wool</i>-d you care to explain why the sheep are burning?
Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2004 9:08 pm
by Dr. Doog
maybe they were <i>fired</i><br><br>wow... i made a pun!
Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:36 pm
by Burning Sheep Productions
Were they fired in May?
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 1:27 am
by Tavis
No, they were put to pasture.
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 1:34 am
by Jerry Roosevelt
I heard the shepard said to a sheep, "It's <i>past-ure</i> time."
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 2:34 am
by Zaaphod
"That's what <i>ewe</i> think," said the sheep to the shepherd.<br>
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 4:02 am
by Jerry Roosevelt
Keep this story going, this is <i>shear</i> enjoyment.
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 4:55 am
by Tavis
Don't mind if I <i>wool</i>-d keep this going.<br><br>The shepherd says "<i>Cut it out</i> before things get really <i>ba-a-a-a</i>-d."
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 5:14 am
by Zaaphod
"I've had enough of this," said the shepherd, driving off in his Dodge <i>Ram</i>.<br>
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 5:20 am
by Tavis
But in his haste, the shepherd failed to <i>pick up</i> his bags.
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 6:48 pm
by Jerry Roosevelt
It was a <i>tote</i>-al mistake, was it not?