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The Hyperbole Game
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:19 pm
by Tom Flapwell
Here's a game of my own invention. One player says the first part of a sentence, cutting off at "as ____ as..." or "so ____ that...," and the next player finishes the sentence with something extreme and colorful. That player then starts the next hyperbolic sentence. For example:
Player A: "That driver is steering as crazily as..."
Player B: "...a pack of tree shrews after three Pixi Stix-laced martinis.
The local tap water is so polluted that..."
Please, no "Yo momma" jokes. Those are overdone. Now, to start:
Isolde's latest domination attempt was as inept as...
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:35 pm
by Bocaj Claw
...a band of barracudas seeking to plunder the hidden temple.
My attempts at hyperbole are as bad as...
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:41 pm
by A dude named Vince
....George W. Bush trying to impress foreign dignitaries.
Making fun of George W. Bush is as overused as.....
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:58 pm
by Quantheory
...a needle in a back alley in Tijuana.
The sun outside my office window is as tempting as...
Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:09 pm
by osprey
...a bushel of oats slathered in the tears of pro wrestlers.
Vacuuming the carpet is as boring as...
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:00 am
by gforce422
...attempting to procure large quantities of cheez-wiz and cigarettes.
Some television shows are as bad as...
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:27 pm
by Bocaj Claw
... flossing your eyes with barbed wire drenched in salt water.
This game is as fun as...
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:14 pm
by Doc Sigma
...pulling out all of your body hairs with your teeth. Including your eyelashes.
Doc Sigma is as sexy as...
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:01 pm
by Bocaj Claw
... a slithy tove which, by the way, did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
Tl;dr is as annoying as...
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:59 am
by osprey
...Fran Drescher.
After washing them with Downy Simple Pleasures, my socks smell as sweet as...
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:38 pm
by A dude named Vince
...Overcooked cabbage.
Resident Evil 5 looks as awesome as....
Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:14 pm
by osprey
...Two rednecks with a shotgun and a case of Bud Light riding on hay bales in the back of a 1987 Ford F-150 doing 80 on the highway.
The smell of the ocean is as tingly as...
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:34 pm
by Shinigetsu
...The mustache on Osprey's avatar.
The moon is as purty as...
Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:33 pm
by nickspoon
...an enormous ball of rock.
Cellophane wrapping is as difficult as...
Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:53 pm
by Tom Flapwell
...scraping the paint off the Sistine Chapel with a toothpick.
Millie hit Avery so hard that...