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It's 11 pm. Do you know where YOUR Arloest is?

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Recently Arloest began a series of ads for her campaign. Her tagline? "It's 11 pm. Do you know where YOUR Arloest is?" Well let me tell you this. If you vote for her, you definitely will not be able to answer "yes" to that question. Arloest voted five times against increased funding to the Missing Persons Department, and in a private committee proposed cutting their budget by 25%.

Not only that, she never thought to go with the obvious slogan: "I'm thinkin' Arloest." Is that the kind of person we really want in the office of Public Official? I don't think so.

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Are you lonely? Pick up the phone and call 1-900-DOC-SIGMA, where millions and millions of HOT PERL PROGRAMMERS are waiting to talk to you! Listen to me poll my open filehandles as I grep myself. Scalar context, list context... my private variables are are just waiting for you to make them blessed references. Sit back and benchmark yourself while I eval and pack my deparsed stack. The first $= seconds are always free!

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