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Who would win?
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 1:30 am
by Richard K Niner
Okay, the rules here are simple. The poster above you will list off two persons/things/groups that they would like to see in a battle. You respond by saying who would win, and why, and ask about your own matchup.
For example:
Who would win in a pie fight, Batman or the Keebler Elves?
Batman. He'll have more pie at the end of the fight; this is a victory condition.
Who would win: a crowbar or a Blendtec blender?
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Who would win in close-quarters combat, Harvey Birdman or Phoenix Wright?
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 7:05 am
by Bocaj Claw
Harvey Birdman. He would lose in a battle of lawyering but in actual combat he can shoot lasers made of sunlight. Or something.
Who would win in rock, paper, scissors? Leonardo de Vinci or the Hulk?
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:53 am
by CodeCat
Da Vinci, because all the Hulk ever uses is rocks.
Who'd win: Kane, leader of the brotherhood of Nod from C&C, or Ozy?
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 1:15 pm
by Richard K Niner
Ozy, even if he zen wins.
Who would win in an arm wrestle: Millie or a rutabega?
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:52 pm
by Bocaj Claw
Well, it'd be tough going for a while but eventually Millie would win. Due to the lack of arms on the part of the rutebega.
Who'd win: Gollum from Lord of the Rings or the Spynx from free domain greek myth at a riddle contest?
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:49 pm
by Foxhound
The Spynx. Golum would just sit there going "my preeeciousss" all day.
Who would win in a gunfight, Clint Eastwood or Jack Bauer?
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:13 pm
by Richard K Niner
Jack Bauer. Clint Eastwood is old.
Who would win in a food fight? A tomato or a squash?
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:19 pm
by TyVulpine
A tomato since it plays rotten.
Who would win: Doctor Emmitt Brown or Doctor Who?
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 5:56 pm
by klimt
A tomato since it plays rotten.
Who would win: Doctor Emmitt Brown or Doctor Who?
brown. his time machine goes when he wants it to.
tigger or hobbes?
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 6:48 pm
by A dude named Vince
Hobbes. He would maul him with his fangs of death. All tigger can do is jump around.
Who would win, Green Arrow or Bullseye?
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 7:07 pm
by gforce422
Bullseye. He can use anything to kill people. Green Arrow has just...arrows.
Who would win in a slapping match: Elton John, or Michael Jackson?
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 7:10 pm
by TyVulpine
Elton John. He's more manly than Michael could ever hope to be.
Who would win: Kirk or Picard?
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:49 pm
by Bocaj Claw
Picard. He'd use the glare from his head to blind Kirk for that critical moment to get the upper hand.
Who'd win in a pudding wrestling match: Mike Myers or Michael Myers?
Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:08 pm
by Richard K Niner
Mike Myers. He's silly enough that it will work.
Who would win in a cage match: Michael Moore or Michael D. Moore?
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:18 am
by Tom Flapwell
The former. Michael D. Moore is a nonagenarian, if you're not talking about the evangelist.
WWW at chess -- Hannibal Lecter or Colonel Kurtz?