Define Cynical Fan Forums

First somebody wishes something

Then somebody either completely ruins it or twists in in a completely different direction, then they make their own wish...

Dood: I wish for a truck filled with ice cream!

Dewd: It lands on top of you
I wish for world peace

you get the idea I hope. I'll start

I wish for a new car!

It's a Hot Wheels(tm)!

I wish, I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

It died. It died. I'll serve it fried.




I wish for the worlds best tasting pickle.

It falls into a puddle of bleach

I wish for a lolipop

Hope you like cyanide flavored.

I wish my headache would go away

I kill you. Your headache goes away.

I wish there was something real, wish there was something true.

It all turns out that you wishing something was true is true.

I wish for more wishes

It all turns out that you wishing something was true is true.

I wish for more wishes

Your wishes go to me!

I wish there was something real in this world full of YOU

You get a tree full of rabid squirrels.

I wish I got paid more in my last job.

Somebody tosses a gold bar at your head.

I wish... to not wish

(Contradiction, how can you wish if you can't wish) Meh you all are creative, you will beat this one.

You twisted your own wish. By wishing you didn't wish you, in turn, made a wish :/

I wish for a brick

You find yourself teleported to the egyptian quarries and lay your eyes upon several 2 ton bricks. You think of why you asked suck a wish as these bricks are so big you have no use for them.

I wish that my computer's Power Supply Unit didn't 'splode and left my powerful PC powerless to use my new hardware.

Your power unit didn't explode, but the hard drive melted, along with your graphics card.

I wish for me to listen to this song.

You listen to the song for the next three months and five days, but it's played at sickeningly altered tempos and speeds and distortions

I wish that I

Instead you

I wish for moar!