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I'm surprised this hasn't been done yet (that I can see)

You put money into the machine, and the next person tells you what you get, then puts more money into the machine. Then it repeats.

I've seen people put things like bars of chocolate and SUV's into the vending machine instead of money, so feel free to


*Puts in an official Llewellyn Coin*

You get the flu.

I put in a 3.5" floppy disc.

You get laid off!

I put in my robe and wizard hat.

You get a little plastic figurine of a ninja covered in blood.

I put in $20

You get a peanut.

I put in a washer on a string.

You get 50 cents

*inserts Timulty*

...

You get an authentic autographed Sammy Sosa homerun baseball.

/me puts in a jar of mustard

You get a life.

*inserts a Jim Beam lamp*

You get a Jack Daniels candle.

*inserts an empty can of Adirondack Lemon-Lime Seltzer*

You get a deckchair made of whicker

I put my left leg in

You get your left leg out.

I put in an audio CD of "The Hokey-Pokey"

You get it chopped off.

I put in a prosthetic limb

You get a piece of paper that says "LOL TIME PARADOX"

I put in a DVD containing the latest version of my company's main product

You get it back, in little shards.

*throws in a single cent*

You get world peace

*inserts C4*