Define Cynical Fan Forums

Posted: **Tue Jan 13, 2004 3:19 am**

This is a fun game. Here's how it works- The first person posts a picture of something. Then, somebody else posts something that could beat that. "Beating" something could refer to beating in a fight, being cooler, being the person's nemesis from a movie, being the best*, just being sexier, etc. You MUST have a picture of the object that beats it. So, I might post a picture of a mouse. Then, the next person could post a picture of a cat. To beat the cat, another person might post a picture of a dog. And then I may post a picture of Satchel from Get Fuzzy. Then somebody may post Bucky. Etc. Another example- <img src='http://www.ams.usda.gov/howtobuy/cheese.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> CHEESE'D! ------------------------------ Everyone knows that yogurt is the best dairy product. <img src='http://www.foodandhealth.com/images/yogurt.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> ------------------------------ Well, this cow can't eat yogurt! Or any dairy! <img src='http://www.superlaugh.com/dan/lactose.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> ------------------------------ Chop chop. <img src='http://doityourself.com/photos/butcher.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> Get it? Oh, and another thing- Try to be somewhat creative. I'm not outlawing anything, but I'd rather not see a bomb, a shotgun, or a hammer every other post. OK, let's start with... Sly Cooper! <img src='http://www.armchairempire.com/images/mi ... unch-4.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> *Hodur is the best.

Posted: **Tue Jan 13, 2004 5:44 am**

Not a lot can beat a talented raccoon, but one thing that can beat Sly Cooper is, that's right... <img src='http://www.valdefierro.com/cooper45.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> The cast of the TV show Hangin' With Mr. Cooper.

Posted: **Tue Jan 13, 2004 5:48 am**

Pff. Mr. Cooper. He is weak compared to... <img src='http://www.delawarestatefair.com/images ... /cosby.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> BILL COSBY! ROAR!!!

Posted: **Tue Jan 13, 2004 5:56 am**

Oh, please. <img src='http://www.newgenevacenter.org/portrait/clinton.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> Bill Clinton would executively beat Cosby with ease. And not even inhale.

Posted: **Tue Jan 13, 2004 9:18 pm**

Well, that's great because... <img src='http://www.groundzero.to/pics/snl/pic_snl_clinton.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!

Posted: **Tue Jan 13, 2004 9:29 pm**

He's gonna need Therapists for 20, when Sean Connery... <img src='http://students.washington.edu/mcmanama/images/cjt4.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> gets done with him.

Posted: **Wed Jan 14, 2004 12:17 am**

Game show fools.. <img src='http://www.thelutheran.org/0002/regis.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> Booya

Posted: **Wed Jan 14, 2004 1:06 am**

<img src='http://www.ukgameshows.com/atoz/program ... e_win1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> Smart contestants

Posted: **Wed Jan 14, 2004 3:36 pm**

Uh-oh! I think she got a question wrong! <img src='http://www.signslanguage.com/wrong.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

Posted: **Wed Jan 14, 2004 5:51 pm**

I HAVE FURY!

Posted: **Wed Jan 14, 2004 9:16 pm**

Let's put some stickers all over that sign! <img src='http://www.moonkingdomproducts.com/card ... ickerc.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

Posted: **Sun Jan 18, 2004 11:35 am**

Those stickers are great...... FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!!! <img src='http://www.grrl.com/triumphdog.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> (Triumph the insult comic dog)

Posted: **Tue Jan 20, 2004 6:32 am**

Ah, yes. Triumph is a mighty combatant. There is one thing, however, that can defeat the insult comedy dog. That thing is CATS.

Posted: **Tue Jan 20, 2004 8:21 pm**

AYB is nowhere near as cool as Homestar Runner. <img src='http://www.ccchronicle.com/back/2001-05 ... mestar.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' /> Everyone throws shot-puts at The Homestar Runner. He is bleeding pretty bad.

Posted: **Tue Feb 03, 2004 9:35 am**

Nothing can defeat the Il Duce!!! Mussolini sits on homestar runner...... <img src='http://www.artigrafichemarketpress.it/i ... solini.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

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