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Adapting an idea from another forum I visit, this game is pretty simple.

For example,

Person A throws a mug at person B. Person B takes the mug and fills it with hot chocolate, then throws it at person C.

You can do pretty much anything you want (like add in little side things like *drinks hot chocolate* stemming off from stuff that's happened), but please, keep it in the forum limits.

Traditionally, the ending of the throw part ends in "at next poster".

I'll start off.

*throws a shoe at next poster*

*catches Shoe and Places it on foot*

*Tosses a Greenday CD at next Poster*

*burns CD -- with fire*

*throws ashes at next poster*

*catches the ashes in a bowl, and uses them in a machine designed to necro this thread*

*throws a at the next poster*

*uses the heat from the eyes to make toast*

*throws the previous poster at the next poster*

*Glomps*

*Throws a tuft of accidentally torn fur at next poster*

*grabs it in the air*

*makes a cookie with the hair baked in and throws it at the next person*

*eats the cookie, then throws a tantrum at the next poster*

*throws a tantrum back, screaming that it will take weeks to regrow that fur, and that Tom should be wary of the Fuchsluftwaffe*

*in order to vent rage throws a salt shaker at the next poster*

*uses salt shaker to raise boiling point of a pot of water, applies band-aid to head, then throws the cold, water-that-boils-hotter at the next person*

*uses the water to cook noodles, and throws that at the next person*

*Eats them and throws a package of uncooked noodles at next poster*

*grabs the package, sees that they're Raman, and cooks them up*

While I'm enjoying this...and just to be evil...

*fires a strange beam at the next poster...next poster turns into a mime*

I put the IE icon in the recycle bin... and throw that.