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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 4:38 pm
by Seven
This is a game I used to play on a different forum.<br><br>What you do is take 2 subjects, and put each one into the google search box. (carefully mind you, there's no airholes, so if you're putting in live people/animals, make sure and let them out in a reasonable amount of time)<br><br>Then compare the results <!--emo&;)--><img src='
http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>For example:<br><br><!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Searched the web for ozymandias. 38,500.<br><br>Searched the web for millicent. 150,000. <!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br>Millie wins!! <!--emo&:P--><img src='
http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:19 pm
by Salad Man
Heh. You know, there's actually <a href='
http://www.googlefight.com' target='_blank'>a website</a> where you can do this?<br><br>Anyway...<br><br><a href='
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=I ... 1&q=r0x0rs' target='_blank'>r0x0rs</a> (3,770 results) versus <a href='
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=I ... 1&q=sux0rs' target='_blank'>sux0rs</a> (2,810 results) <br><br>The winner is: <b><span style='color:red'>r0x0rs</span></b>
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:31 pm
by Muninn
Blackadder - 83,000<br>Mr Bean - 371,000<br><br>Mr Bean wins, which is unfortunate.
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:35 pm
by Frankenmuth
Elizabeth(11 100 000 results) <br><br>Sally(3 510 000 results) <br><br>I win!<br><br>*That was my name vs my twin sisters*
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 10:14 pm
by erikbarrett
mint = 5 410 000<br>anime = 3 560 000<br><br>I'm suprised, until I think that "mint" can mean valuable.<br>
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:04 am
by Frankenmuth
Ozy & Millie ( 11 300 results)<br><br>SinFest ( 86 900 results) <br><br>I was hoping for O&M
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:09 am
by Seven
<!--QuoteBegin-Salad Man+Oct 27 2003, 04:19 PM--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> (Salad Man @ Oct 27 2003, 04:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> Heh. You know, there's actually <a href='
http://www.googlefight.com' target='_blank'>a website</a> where you can do this?<br><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br>err, No! Though it might be the origin of the game we were playing on the other forum <!--emo&;)--><img src='
http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>Searched the web for Avery. 2,390,000 <br><br>Searched the web for Timulty. 704 <br><br>Incidentally, the first 4 hits for Timulty were from O&M <!--emo&:D--><img src='
http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... iggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:31 am
by Henohenomoheji
IN THE BLUE CORNER, WE HAVE THE ONE, THE ONLY, YOUR FAVORITE SCHOOL PSYCHIATRIST, DR I. WAHNSINNIG!!!!!<br><br>AND, IN THE RED CORNER, WE HAVE EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE LAZY SCHOOL PRINCIPAL ANTAGONIST, MR BEAU VINE!!!!!!!!<br><br><br>ehehehe.... sorry for the all caps, just in case that annoys you. now to do it some more.<br><br>AND THERE'S THE BELL! ITS THE BEGINNING OF THE FIRST ROUND! THE GOOD DOCTOR COMES OUT SWINGING WITH A BUNCH OF WEB PAGES IN SOME LANGUAGE I CAN'T COMPREHEND. PROBABLY GERMAN, AS THAT IS WHERE MR. SIMPSON SAYS HE GO THE NAME FROM. HOWEVER, THE SCHOOL PRINCIPAL PUTS UP HIS DEFENSE WITH A MYRIAD OF DIFFERENT STYLES OF WEB PAGE!!! WHATS THIS? THE PRINCIPAL LOOKS TIRED! I GUESS THIS MATCH IS... NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH FOR AN IMPORTANT SCHOOL PRINCIPAL! MISS WAHNSINNIG IS PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS NOW!!! OOH, THAT HAD TO HURT, OOH, HE'S DOWN! HE'S DOWN AT ONLY 12900 SITES!!! WOW, THE SCHOOL PSYCHIATRIST IS STILL GOING, SHE'S GOING, OOH A NICE 69200 SITES!!! IT'S ALL OVER! THE WINNER IS DR I WAHNSINNIG!!!!!<br><br><br>note: i am not a boxing fan, but i thought this concept was just too funny to pass up. i'm in a weird mood right now.<br>
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:34 am
by LotharBot
Quake<br>(1 650 000 results)<br>versus<br>Descent<br>(2 360 000 results)<br>The winner is: Descent <br><br>BOOYAH!<br><br>Math<br>(19 100 000 results)<br>versus<br>Social Studies<br>(14 300 000 results)<br>The winner is: Math <br><br>BOOYAH AGAIN!<br><br>Tastes Great<br>(1 040 000 results)<br>versus<br>Less Filling<br>(2 000 000 results)<br>The winner is: Less Filling <br><br>Wow...<br><br>pen<br>(6 930 000 results)<br>versus<br>sword<br>(2 660 000 results)<br>The winner is: pen <br><br>Classic.<br><br>West Side<br>(7 610 000 results)<br>versus<br>East Side<br>(7 030 000 results)<br>The winner is: West Side <br><br>Very, very close battle...<br><br>internet<br>(192 000 000 results)<br>versus<br>real life<br>(19 800 000 results)<br>The winner is: internet<br><br>Yep, otherwise, we wouldn't all be here typing this <!--emo&;)--><img src='
http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... s/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:41 am
by Henohenomoheji
keyword#1 vs keyword#2<br>10300000--8570000 win:keyword#1<br><br>George of the jungle vs tarzan<br>317000--477000 win: tarzan<br><br>megaman vs dr. wily<br>155000--31700 win: megaman (every time)<br><br>starcraft vs diablo 2<br>397000--651000 win: diablo 2
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:48 am
by LotharBot
WARNING: The following are extremely nerdy, and mostly relating to math.<br><br>Nethack<br>( 67 200 results)<br>versus<br>Angband<br>( 46 400 results)<br>The winner is: Nethack <br><br>Topology<br>(2 320 000 results)<br>versus<br>Category Theory<br>(1 980 000 results)<br>The winner is: Topology <br><br>Covariant Functor<br>( 3 400 results)<br>versus<br>Contravariant Functor<br>( 3 730 results)<br>The winner is: Contravariant Functor <br><br>Delta<br>(8 450 000 results)<br>versus<br>Epsilon<br>( 859 000 results)<br>The winner is: Delta <br><br>Gauss<br>( 638 000 results)<br>versus<br>Euler<br>( 701 000 results)<br>The winner is: Euler <br><br>Riemann<br>( 411 000 results)<br>versus<br>Lebesgue<br>( 101 000 results)<br>The winner is: Riemann<br><br>Integral<br>(9 850 000 results)<br>versus<br>Derivative<br>(3 530 000 results)<br>The winner is: Integral <br><br>Gradient<br>(2 110 000 results)<br>versus<br>Divergence<br>(1 170 000 results)<br>The winner is: Gradient <br>
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:48 am
by Salad Man
<a href='
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=I ... d%20Millie' target='_blank'>Ozy and Millie</a> (11,300 results) versus <a href='
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=I ... r%20Runner' target='_blank'>Homestar Runner</a> (37,400 results) <br><br>The winner is: <span style='color:red'><b>Homestar Runner</b></span><br><br><br>Ozy and Millie really had no chance in this one.
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 1:53 am
by Henohenomoheji
<!--QuoteBegin--> <table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'><b>Quote:</b> </td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> "*is developing strong dislike for LotharBot*" from "the thingy<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table> <!--QuoteEEnd--><br><br><br>Frankenmuth Vs Lotharbot<br>63800--11 win: frankenmuth<br><br>
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 2:03 am
by LotharBot
But if we use my normal name...<br><br>Frankenmuth<br>( 63 300 results)<br>versus<br>Lothar<br>( 439 000 results)<br>The winner is: Lothar <br>
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 2:15 am
by MidnightRealism
UMBC ( 348 000 results)<br>Animal House (3 250 000 results)<br><br>Man, Umbuck didn't even go down swinging. We threw in the towel in the first round! <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='
http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo--><br><br>homework (5 970 000 results)<br>video games (21 800 000 results)<br>|*|/|/|\|3|).
