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Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 3:57 am

*runs off screaming* Bactine! Antibiotics! Heck, just set me on fire! *suddenly realizes I made a tragic phrasing error* eep? *notices horde of pyromaniacs circling me with lighters, matches, fuel, torches, flamethrowers, and a bunch of burning stuff* It's just a figure of speech! *runs*

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:39 am

tavis, i beleave you said something about flames? <img src='http://www.polaris.net/services/image-a ... flames.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image' />

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 6:23 am

[feeds MidnightRealism to his pet wolf] [takes thingy and sits on top of his house with it, surrounded by AK-47s, grenades, and flamethrowers, muttering something about his medication running out]

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 6:30 am

FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE *clears throught* um, what i meant to say was.... a forget it. Fire Fire Fire! heheh, tavis, be careful what you wish for! well... at least it wasn't from cooties, unless blue M&Ms have more than a candy coating...

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 6:31 am

*escapes the wolf through methods not sanctioned by the U.N.* *approaches the house* *turns Felix into an egg (GO PLAY ADVENTURES OF LOLO)* *takes thingy* *sits on top of house with egg*

Softpaw · Postby **Softpaw** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 6:32 am

[sits around inside egg] How the heck do I get out of here? [rolls off of roof and breaks egg] [sees injured wolf] Keenai? WHO DID THIS!?!?!? [climbs up on roof and kicks MidnightRealism] DIE DEVIL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zaaphod · Postby **Zaaphod** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:31 pm

*looks at broken egg* I knew it! He cracked under the pressure. *a chorus of boos and groans goes up* *runs away, laughing maniacally*

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 10:12 pm

*sneaks in through house.. climbs in attic and saws circle directly beneath Thingy* hehe *lets Thingy drop back into my possession and proceeds to patch hole in roof with duct tape* *climbs down from attic and exits through garage*

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 10:19 pm

trips over a spanner,does nto get hurt very much, but does drop the thingy which goes rolling over to penguinita werherever she is right now and she catches it. Yay!

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 10:21 pm

Ow! *grabs a yo-yo (don't you have one of these in YOUR garage?) and snags Thingy with it; I tug the yo-yo back, Thingy and all, hop on a bike, and ride off*

penguinita · Postby **penguinita** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 10:27 pm

thats what you think! due to some slick work wrt ice placement, your bike skidds, and you end up going wone directionw hwile the bicke goes a different way, and hte thingy-yoyo goes a third. so penguinita takes the thingy and dives into an ocean which randomly appeard int he apropreate place <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' />

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 10:28 pm

D'ooooooooooooooohhhhhhh! *skids away*

Burning Sheep Productions · Postby **Burning Sheep Productions** » Thu Dec 04, 2003 8:24 am

*Runs off to the store to buy gum and another Zippo lighter.*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Dec 04, 2003 10:10 pm

It's winter now, sooo.... *aims water cannons at sky*....

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Thu Dec 04, 2003 11:09 pm

*follows penguinita into ocean* *calls to his sea creature friends* *Ecco the dolphin appears in front of and mugs penguinita* Yes, that's right. Even heroic aquatic mammals can be convinced to perform minor criminal acts. *gets thingy*

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