If you had advice to give at this moment...

Tum0spoo · Postby **Tum0spoo** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 12:04 am

Don't stay up all night reading the most gore-ish comic on the net for 15 hours straight. Especially if it's storming out and you have an overactive imagination and desire to help people.
Too Clarify, Last nioght he Asked me for a link to Jack, and we eneded up having a PMing marathon while he read through the first few arcs.

First few nothing, I've been up since then and read the entire archive. Haven't been asleep since. O.o

Fritz · Postby **Fritz** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 6:28 am

Don't take out earbud-style headphones by giving them a quick tug, because that will eternally screw up the left one.

I'm With Stupid · Postby **I'm With Stupid** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 1:50 pm

Don't smoke pot. I can't remember a thing.

Tai · Postby **Tai** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:57 pm

Don't take out earbud-style headphones by giving them a quick tug, because that will eternally screw up the left one.

Protip: Don't take ANYTHING ANYTHING out by the cord that you can pull out by the transformer/plug/earbud/bee, the WIRES ABSOLUTELY HATE BEING PULLED.

gen200 · Postby **gen200** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:14 pm

don't play "Dare You to Move," by Switchfoot in full volume, with ear plugs, especially if you're visual-spatial.

my ears won't stop ringing

osprey · Postby **osprey** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:53 pm

Don't stick your arm up to the elbow in a shark's mouth.

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:07 am

After the shark bites your arm off in above situation, don't stick your other arm down the shark's throat to retrieve your arm.

osprey · Postby **osprey** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:35 am

Only do it to retrieve your Juicy Fruit.

I'm With Stupid · Postby **I'm With Stupid** » Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:41 pm

Do not take a rake to someone's face while yelling "hot cakes." That... Is illegal.

Bocaj Claw · Postby **Bocaj Claw** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 4:12 am

In most states of the constitutional US its not advisable to set your head on fire.

Fritz · Postby **Fritz** » Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:10 am

If marching practice leaves you very sweaty, be sure to shower immediately afterwards. Not doing so will result in an unbearable rash.

Niko123000 · Postby **Niko123000** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:25 pm

If a thread in a forum about images begins mentioning something that is Banned completely from the server, do not, I repeat, do NOT look it up, no matter how curious you are. Esspecially if the name is "Goatse"

Tai · Postby **Tai** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:39 pm

/me laughs and laughs and laughs...

Teh internets is a cruel mistress. Do not inquire to her deepest secrets, lest ye go blind...

Always ALWAYS READ ALL ALL ALL OF THE INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO DO SOMETHING BEFORRRRRE YOU DO IT

Foxhound · Postby **Foxhound** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:57 pm

don't do drugs. (lol, just kidding)

seriously though

don't buy something when you don't know if it will work (like when upgrading a computer or something)

gen200 · Postby **gen200** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:43 pm

don't hug people to death,

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