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Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 10:11 pm

To answer those questions... Yes, playing britney Spears is way beyond acceptable.. almost as bad as <a href='http://www.ozyandmillie.org/2000/om20000103.html' target='_blank'>Ozy suggesting he may be mistaken for her</a>. Someone with an uncanny sense of timing must have put the thingy-disguised elixir on the shelf for me. Those stickers were made before the EPA banned the adhesive on it after said stickers kept dissolving fruits when they were stuck to them. I accept the spoon, thus disproving Neo by showing that there is a spoon to accept. Umm.. I don't know. To me, it looked like Penguinita drank from the thingy after my sticker messed it up.

Doctor Fred · Postby **Doctor Fred** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 10:28 pm

*after being lost, Doc Fred finds his way out of hell after killing a heck of a lot of gouls* I think I lost parts of my soul in there, but at least I'm a level 24 paladin! And I found this cool sword. *points sword to FoxChild's throat* Hand me the thingy! *waits for response*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 11:30 pm

*dyes hair white* *equips a trenchcoat 2 handguns and a HUGE sword* *goes down the dungeon* *runs away from britney* *returns with boom box with music from the same game as the costume*

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Thu Nov 06, 2003 11:46 pm

<table border='0' align='center' width='95%' ><tr><td class='quotetop'>Quote: (iyestorm @ Nov 6 2003, 06:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td class='quotebody'> *dyes hair white* *equips a trenchcoat 2 handguns and a HUGE sword* *goes down the dungeon* *runs away from britney* *returns with boom box with music from the same game as the costume*  </td></tr></table>  *decides to promote still more conflict by mistaking costume for something else which would nevertheless fit* But Deus Ex's OST SUCKS! WOOWOO! *runs away from affronted iyestorm past FoxChild and Doc, taking the thingy in passing*

Foxchild · Postby **Foxchild** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 3:29 am

Thingy? thingy! *FoxChild asks doc if he wishes to party up* Doc, hurry, get the thingy! hurry, we go! on the count of three, our battle cry 1... 2... 2 and a half... 3! SPOON! and again for the thingy! THE THING(GASP)! BRITNEY SPEARS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs away from the pop singing hell spawn* OH THINGY! I WISH I HAD YOU RIGHT NOW!!!

Cincee is a cool cat98 · Postby **Cincee is a cool cat98** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 6:12 am

all of a sudden FC notices a druid running next to him* druid says, "i can take her its just a pop singer how hard could it be?"* turns around to fight and is hit once and flies by FC at 100 mph* is slammed into wall and knocked out*

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 7:18 am

*realizes that no one else is around at this time* *uses Scroll of Cave of Realism Portal to return to the deep dark Cave of Realism--again--waiting for someone to arrive*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 11:49 am

*goes down the dungeon* *destroys stuff* *retreives thingy* *returns to surface* *ditches costume* *runs like <img src='http://definecynical.mancubus.net/forum ... /ph34r.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ph34r.gif' /> * well, if i could think of anything better, i would, but its early morning for me, and I must go to school soon... at least its friday.

Deranged Mr. Pappy · Postby **Deranged Mr. Pappy** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 12:23 pm

I am told that school is an important will for the time of today.

MidnightRealism · Postby **MidnightRealism** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 6:30 pm

*picks up the incredibly stiff and dry Deranged Mr. Pappy* *throws him like a javelin at iyestorm, who's probably at school right now* *takes thingy*

Doctor Fred · Postby **Doctor Fred** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 10:42 pm

*Doc Fred and Foxchild are sheilding themselves behind a rock for feable protection against the hellspawn, Britney Spears.* "What are we gonna' do? Her singing really sucks!" *Doc Fred stands up from behind the rock to shoot the foe with a cross-bow. It hits, but it comes to no avail* "It's no use, they go right through her foam-rubber bust!" *As the evil Britney Spears continues to howl with her painfully unclimactic bubble gum pop songs, Fox Child and Doctor Fred find little hope for their fates in this red, firey cavern. Then they realize something.* "She's lipsinking!" "Of course! No one can dance like a stripper and sing that bad at the same time!" *Having just discovered her weakness, the two search for the source of her vulnerability* "There it is up there! The speaker!" *Doctor Fred loads the last arrow in the cross-bow and prepares to fire* "Wait, Doc, you'd better let me fire." "Um, why?" "Because I haven't really done anything yet and it's good to even these things out between characters." "Oh, okay." *Fox Child fires the cross-bow and hits the speaker to destroy it. The evil Britney Spears is smited as consequence* "Take that, you really crappy role model to pre-adolecent girls!" "Let's get out of here" *Doctor Fred and Foxchild go to search for the Thingy*

Tavis · Postby **Tavis** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 11:17 pm

*thwaps MidnightRealism with a Plinko chip and snatches Thingy and hides in abandoned post-Y2K couch cushion shelter*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 11:33 pm

*gets hit by deranged mr. pappy* Ow! who threw that?! *glares at midnight* oh yeah.. thats right... i owe you some payback! *begins charging*

Henohenomoheji · Postby **Henohenomoheji** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 11:43 pm

*fires a bunch of fireballs at midnightrealism*

Deranged Mr. Pappy · Postby **Deranged Mr. Pappy** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 1:56 pm

I currently have feelings of fear from dates prior to this message.

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